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Have you heard?
ADA Alexandra Cabot
Detective Olivia Benson
They’re.....together.
Or: Alexandra Cabot wants something that the rumor mill thinks she already has.
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Everyone’s favorite squad celebrates Alex’s (second) triumphant return from WitSec. She and Olivia find out they never had anyone fooled.
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In the wise words of some of the greatest philosophers of our time: "love is all you need". But sometimes, a little communication helps too.
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- Part 10 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Olivia hands Alex the Liam Connors file……and then what? I’m sure we all agree that the hotel room scene we got was way too short.
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Missing Scene for Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker. We all know that Jackie hit a record low when she slept with Arnie. But how did it even happen in the first place?
Warning: This is angsty, messy, and Jackie is not having a good time. She’s also not her best self here. Please read the tags and the author’s note!
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It’s Easter morning. Susan is scheming.
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- Part 6 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Susan finally meets Dan. Sort of.
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- Part 11 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Jackie has a cold. She's a very difficult patient.
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- Part 5 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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you can play the leper, girl (and i'll play the healer) by SmartIsSexy
Fandoms: Roseanne (TV 1988)
30 Apr 2025
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Susan’s smart mouth gets her exactly the kind of attention she’s been craving all day.
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- Part 9 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Missing scene for Becky Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. Jackie meets (and fails to intimidate) Mark. Becky wishes he would have knocked just a few minutes later.
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Susan has a foolproof method for getting kids to listen to her. Andy is less than thrilled.
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- Part 7 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Major League Pain in the Butt by SmartIsSexy for Mercedes_Aria
Fandoms: Roseanne (TV 1988)
07 Jan 2025
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Dan: “Two minutes after she walks through that door, she’s gonna say: Dan, you know what your problem is? Dan, you know what your problem is?”
Roseanne: “Oh, don’t start!”
Dan: “I hear that one more time, I’m gonna tie her to that chair and make her watch fifteen years of our home movies!”Missing Scene for Language Lessons. Jackie is driving Dan nuts. He makes good on a silly threat.
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Post-Ep Scene for Loss. Alex's funeral is held the day after she enters The Witness Protection Program, and Olivia is struggling. Elliot won't let her struggle alone.
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Sara literally smells like death. It’s lemons (and Warrick) to the rescue.
Or: Sara Sidle and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
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Fisher shows up at The Lobo. Jackie unravels. Susan loves her through it.
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- Part 8 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Valentine’s Day is coming up. Little does Susan know that Jackie and Andy are both full of surprises.
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- Part 4 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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As predicted, Sarah gets caught. She loses everything.
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Susan is feeling a little clingy. Jackie clings as requested.
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- Part 3 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Jackie loves horror movies. Susan loves Jackie. When they watch a horror movie together, results are mixed.
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- Part 2 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Post-Ep for Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down. Jackie goes home with Booker after the Lodge’s Halloween party and finds out that sometimes the most helpful support comes from the unlikeliest of sources.