SolarValkyrie



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    "Fucking moron." Cliff mutters. "Who doesn't like eating pussy? Well. I mean." He darts a glance out of the corner of his eye.
    Rozanov chuckles into the mouth of his beer. "Marley, you know how much pussy I've eaten?"
    "I just meant--I wasn't trying to be insensitive. I know Hollander's gay."
    "Mm. True, Shane would cry." He tilts his beer into his mouth then, so Cliff almost doesn't hear him say, "Different for him with cock, though."
    Cliff laughs. "You're a fuckin' dog, Rozy."
    "Whaaat? I'm just saying, my husband? Fucking lo-o-ves to suck cock. Loves it."

    Cliff is just trying to be a good friend. He's not realizing anything about himself at all.

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    Roz
    you are all trying to make my phone explode?

    Roz
    what is problem

    Roz
    is someone dying

    Roz
    someone better be dying

    Shane
    What’s happening? Is everyone okay?

    Hazy
    @Shane Do you have a tattoo?

    Shane
    DO I HAVE A WHAT?

    (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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    The first thing Ilya’s brain processed was the text in the search bar.

    normal amount of touching while watching a movie

    how to initiate intimacy without being awkward

    is asking “is this okay” too much

    Shane accidentally leaves his laptop open. Ilya discovers an extensive Google search history on how to be a good boyfriend.

    Ilya conducts a very thorough performance review.

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    “It won’t stop,” Shane said to the floor. His hands slid down and grabbed at his crotch, rubbing frantically over his boxers. “I can’t make it stop.”

    They were still in the fucking hallway, and yes, it was six in the morning, but it was not private. Anyone could walk in, from their own apartments or the elevator. And Shane wasn’t exactly being quiet, gasping and groaning as he massaged himself. Viagra didn’t do this. It didn’t make you lose all sense of space, of boundaries, of… yourself.

    This wasn’t normal. This wasn’t natural.

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    The morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong, and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it's a bad idea, but that's never stopped him before.

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