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    Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."

    Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."

    (Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)

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    16 Aug 2025

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    People are going missing in Gotham, and that's absolutely part of Batman's area of expertise.

    When it turns out those people are being smuggled through an intergalactic slavery ring and passed off as an alien race known as Kryptonians? That's less his territory.

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    Written for the SuperBat Reverse Bang, with art by @Santheum.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    There isn't anything unusual about the day Bruce dies.

    Clark wishes there had been. He wishes he'd known it was coming; he wishes he'd been ready and waiting to stop it before it happened at all.

    But having the chance to fix it after the fact is the next-best thing. He'll take it.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    In World's Finest (2022) Issue #4, we were treated to a canon fusion of Batman and Superman courtesy of Green Lantern's ring, sheer willpower, and a healthy dose of fanservice.
    I turned their fusion SuperBat logo into a pin made out of carved leather.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    so fucking cool

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    Almost everyone on the League, including Batman himself, will tell you that Batman works alone. Clark, who can hear the small Greek chorus of children in Batman’s comm, knows better than that.

    Title taken from "I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from the Hercules musical

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    07 Mar 2025