Spacecadetcraig
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After assassinating Donald Trump for the third time this week, married alien couple Craig and Tweek just want to go home. Tweek’s exhausted, Stripe (their adorable guinea pig son) is ready to taxi him back. Domestic fluff follows. Also, Trump dies. Again.
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- Part 1 of One-shots (mostly crack fics)
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"You're everything to me..."
Craig's quiet life shifts when he meets a mysterious boy by the sea.
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- 𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖
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IM STUCK IN THIS FUCKING BUILDING COME SAVE ME PLS.
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Bookmarked by Spacecadetcraig
27 Nov 2025
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Fragile-hearted and just 18, Tweek has too many dreams and too little time. College is just months away, Mom keeps arriving late to dinner, and Craig has a clingy new girlfriend. Tweek juggles a job on top of a college application on top of a medical condition that makes his best friend treat him more like a glass doll than a potential partner.
Right, and Tweek's in love with his best friend. That's probably important to mention.
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a work skin that mimics the program Discord (for chatfics or fics that feature use of it!)
made this skin over a couple days; it won't look good on mobile or with creator's style disabled but the html is pretty easy to customise!
(Note: some folks in the comments have been kind enough to share some fixes for a few of the problems!)If you use it, crediting and linking back here so other people can find it is appreciated :)
EDIT: I haven't updated this in quite some time so I'm giving blanket permission for people to share their own fixed and improved versions of the code! Just link back here so people can find some help for how to use it. happy writing!
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Bookmarked by Spacecadetcraig
11 Aug 2025
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Craig has an infatuation with the blonde boy who makes him so nervous he can't speak, and Tweek just adores that.
AU where Tweek's only friend is Kyle, and Craig is a space-obsessed boy who sees stars in Tweek's eyes. Teenage drama between friend groups, and Cartman isn't the reason everyone is fighting (for once).
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- 33/?
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Bookmarked by Spacecadetcraig
04 Aug 2025
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“Hi. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday—the anniversary of the day I became New York’s one and only Spider-Man.”
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Craig Tucker, a 16-year-old balancing high school life and his secret identity as Spider-Man, stumbles upon an unordinary blonde cashier named Tweek Tweak during one of his crime-fighting escapades.Bookmarked by Spacecadetcraig
19 Jun 2025