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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    24 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Welcome back to Chise's Devildom. These chapters take place in ACT 2, chapters 21-40. If you haven't read my version of the first act, start there!

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    Chise, sent away from the Devildom against her will by Lord Diavolo, can't find peace in the human world away from her new-found family. Solomon's promise is her only hope of getting back. Will he keep it? If he does, why is he so adamant about helping her? What's in it for him?

    Why did she keep getting the feeling that she was being treated as someone special?

    She's just a regular, powerless human girl. A human girl who managed to make pacts with all seven demon brothers of the Devildom before she had to leave them behind. A human girl whom they had all come to love. A regular, powerless human girl, who can command the hearts of demons... and angels.

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    07 Apr 2025

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    A powerless human with no ties to the human world – the perfect candidate to be swiped up and deposited straight into the Devildom with no one out there to miss her, right? She's just a human, after all.


    "Where… Am I?"

    I was indoors now, in a place that looked to be like some sort of courtroom. Candlelight lit the impressive architecture, and a starry night sky greeted me out the tall, arching windows.

    Several men are looking my way.

    I stood there dumbly, clutching my pack of toilet paper tightly to my chest with one arm and my egg salad sandwich in the other. The five young men who are seated at the table before me stared back for a moment in silence before the man in the seat of chief judge starts speaking.

    “Welcome to the Devildom, Chise.”


    This fic goes through the canon story of Obey Me with additional details and MC perspectives to flesh it out.

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    19 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    There are few moments in Kraven's life that matter more than the hunt. He eats, sleeps and breathes the moment when his prey is reduced to nothing in an effort to make the world a better place.

    Nothing can stop him, nothing until he comes across his greatest weakness and his deepest salvation.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Holly McIntyre assumed that nothing could be more exciting than researching the paintings and sculptures of hundreds of long-dead artists in the dusty basement of a foreign museum.

    She was, to put it mildly, incorrect.

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    In which an awkward twenty something becomes an exchange student at a school for demons, learns that pactmaking is a bit more involved than she imagined, and keeps getting her sleep interrupted by a fussy avatar of sloth who can't decide if he wants to snuggle her or strangle her.

    I am most definitely messing with canon in a few significant ways, but everyone you know and love from Obey Me comes out alright in the end.

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    11 Feb 2023