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    “Dunno if I believe in all of that one person made for you nonsense, chap.”
    “What do you believe in, then, Freddy?”
    “Hard work, I reckon,” he muses. “None of this ‘love at first sight’ nonsense. Interest. Attraction, sure,” he glances at Anders. “But I think love needs to be nourished, worked on, fought for if it is ever to take hold the way the old stories paint it, yeah?”
    “For you, Freddy,” Anders murmurs, eyes twinkling. “I would toil away the rest of my life under the scorching sun in the most barren desert just for the gift of your kiss.”
    Freddy’s lips twitch like he desperately wants to give in to the smile hidden there, the one that Anders can see clear as a bright sunny day back home.

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    “You killed it out there,”
    “Thanks.” Ben glances over at him, his gaze falling from Johnny’s eyes, to his mouth and lingering there.
    He smirks, reaches out and steals the bottle of Gatorade held loosely in Ben’s grasp and takes a swig, relishing the way the other man’s eyes darken.
    “What?” He hands the bottle back. “Not going to tell me what a good job I did too?”

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    “He needs to get fucked.” Connor dies a little.
    “What?”
    Tim frowns.
    “Did I say it wrong?” He looks between the pair. “Sex. Brownie needs sex.”

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    163
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    1,948
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    5 times Jake Gardiner was unwittingly an adult and 1 time Morgan was.

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    “Hey, did you know it’s bad luck not to have a New Years kiss?”
    “Shut up, no it’s not,” he laughs. Brady grins at him, unconcerned that Tim’s not buying his bullshit.

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    5
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    “So there’s this guy I know,” Kappy says.

    Or,

    Connor's pining, Kappy's a good bro, Auston's a good bro (but in a different way), and Freddie totally isn't jealous.

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    97
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    7
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    819
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    Nickelback is their love language.

    or

    “Wait- did you confess your feelings with fucking Nickelback?” - A love story told over the years and with too much Chad Kroeger.

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    79
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    668
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    “Hey,” Andreas nudges him with a sweet little grin that has Travis echoing it. His stomach gives a swoop at the warmth in his expression, the way it does every time Andreas gifts him with his smiles. “Ready to lose?”

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    667
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    “So, who’s it gonna be?” Auston asks. Mike thinks about the eyeful he got in the shower- he can think of a few things he’d love to do with his liney, or Mitchy for that matter, the guy gives head like no one he’s ever met before.
    He’s thrown when Petr pushes to his feet, expression sly.
    “I’d like to.”

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    Comments:
    5
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    52
    Bookmarks:
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    “You’ll thank me for this later,” Mitch promises. Connor gives him what he hopes is his most disbelieving look.

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    12
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    1,219
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    “It’s a matter of life and death,” he hisses to, shit, the ridiculously hot guy he’s grabbed. “I need you to kiss me.”

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    1/1
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    358
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    35
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    3,142
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    Welcome to Crosby's Wonders.

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    1/1
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    10
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    704
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    Turns out Mitch isn't the only guy to be sexiled by his roommate.

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    207
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    1,463
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    The season is done. The way Matt sees it he can either hang around Calgary, playing third wheel or he could head home to Missouri and listen to his dad systematically pick apart their season. His sister's at a cottage, his brother is in Ottawa and Matt's looking at a very long, lonely summer.
    He decides to go with a third option.

    Or,

    Matt is NOT a fucking romantic. Really.

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    Comments:
    15
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    296
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    29
    Hits:
    3,336
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    Connor loves animals, he’s never found one he couldn’t find it in his heart to care for. He thinks he might even have liked having Chunk stay with them at first but five hours into the essay from hell he’s starting to wonder if he can just slip him some of Kappy’s gummy’s just to get him to chill out.

    Language:
    English
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    1,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    513
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    “Never have I ever given a lap dance.”
    “A lapdance?” Justin repeats, rolling his eyes. “Yeah man, we went to a strip club last year.”
    “Given a lap dance,” Kappy repeats, smiling so wide it bares his teeth.

    Language:
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    Comments:
    2
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Alternately titled: Matthew Tkachuk Does What He Wants.

    Dave finds out the trade went through around the same time that it hits the internet.

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    10
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    124
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    1,149
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    Nate lets out a whine, low and sad and Ej grasps his hands where they rest across his belly.
    “What?”
    “Your scent changed,” he presses closer and Ej shivers at the drag of his nose along his neck. “That’s better.”
    He can’t imagine how he smells now, with Nate pressed so close, hopes he doesn’t notice the spike in his scent when his lips catch on his skin.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    379
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3,450
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    “What do you want?” Jake asks, curious, the heat in his gaze revealing his interest in the answer.
    You, Jack thinks, wondering how much of it shows in his expression.
    “Fuck me?” He bites his lip, expression mischievous. Behind him, someone sucks in a sharp breath. Jake just bares his teeth in a smile, predatory, and his big hands come up to rest on Jack’s hips.
    “Since you asked so nicely.”

    Series
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    English
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    3,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1,208
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    He lets out a happy groan as he flops down on his belly, arms spread wide. Mitch huffs out a laugh at the display, leaning over to press a kiss to his shoulder.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,186

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