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    In honor of the month of Halloween, a series of stories, some linked, some not, some completely different fandoms (!) dealing with themes off a prompt list.

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    “So, Neil, can you confirm?”

    Neil takes a shaky sip of water in an attempt to clear his windpipe. “Confirm what?” he croaks.

    “That Andrew has a big dick.”

    He almost chokes again. “How would I know?”

    Allison has the type of expression on her face that means she’s on a relentless hunt for gossip. “I thought you two were sleeping together.”

    Neil startles, confused. Incomprehensibly, Allison’s words make him flush, up to his ears and down his neck. “We’re not,” Neil says. “We’re just friends.”

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    Neil learns some new information, navigates his own feelings, and stumbles into a relationship in the process.

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    03 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Brian knew it would catch up with him at some point. That he would. He’d be lying if he said he expected it to be so soon though. He figured Verone would get at least three years, but it had been only one and a half when he showed his face again.

    *AKA: Verone comes back for his money and Dom gets caught in the crossfire.*

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    19 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Some things are universal constants.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Andrew always said whatever this was between them was nothing, so really Neil shouldn't be so-- surprised, by what he walked in on. Andrew and Roland. Neil always knew this was nothing and that's perfectly fine. He's fine.

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    Andrew is self-destructive and fucks up. Neil spirals (but refuses to admit it). They are horrible at communicating.

    I hate the cheating trope but this isn't technically cheating because they never talked about what they are... lots of angst

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    03 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Aziraphale has been in Heaven for two years, and so far, he's had a horrible time of it. But at least, he has something of a plan — at least he's pretty sure he does.
    (This is actually just some thousand words of self-indulgent azi angst. I just really wanted to put my favourite character through a little torment and then make him and Crowley kiss and make up later.)

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    26 Aug 2025