16 Works by Staig

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    Kyle stared into his cup like it held the secrets of the universe. He couldn’t say it. Couldn’t say because I couldn’t stand the thought of not seeing you today. Couldn’t say because missing even one glimpse of you feels like drowning. Couldn’t say because I’m so stupidly, pathetically gone for you that even when I’m burning up with fever I’d rather sit in class hallucinating your profile than stay home alone with my thoughts

    Language:
    English
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    1,991
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
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    His mouth was warm, a little hesitant at first—like he was figuring it out—but then he got into it, taking me deeper, his hand stroking what he couldn't fit. I was moaning like an idiot, gripping his black hair, whispering his name over and over. "Craig... fuck, yes..."

    And then I came. Hard. Way harder than usual because it was him.

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    641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
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    She thought I'd gone full health nut. Kept asking if I was training for wrestling or some shit.

    No, Mom. I'm just trying to make my cum taste better for my boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    223
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    Words:
    9,567
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    842
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    "Well?" Kyle drawled, stepping up—close, too close, voice dropping to that mocking purr. "Looks like science says you're the loser, Tucker. Inferior. Bottom feeder. And you know what that means." He leaned in, breath hot against the sleet-damp chill, eyes raking her like he was already claiming spoils. "Supply closet. Lunch. Your ass, my rules. Cum dump starts now."

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    3,182
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    460
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    You learn a lot of things growing up in this godforsaken mountain town. You learn that aliens are real, that your Christmas poo is a sentient piece of shit, and that your fourth-grade teacher is a raging, psychotic bitch. But the most important lesson, the one I had to learn the hard way, is this: you don't pick a fight with Craig Tucker.

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    English
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    1,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    323
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    When it’s over, I’m lying there, feeling like I just conquered the goddamn world. I’m thinking, Stan, you did it. You’re a man now. And you might even have a boyfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    246
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    Okay, Stan. You can do this. Just say… something. Anything. He start walking toward the bar, his heart jackhammering, practicing “Hola, me llamo Stan” in his head like it’s gonna make him sound less like a dumbass. Chullo Guy’s still there, still perfect, and he either about to make a move or crash and burn spectacularly. Here goes nothing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    “You’re a fucking menace, boy,” Craig said, tugging the leash to pull Stan closer. “Clinging to me like a damn koala. You ever gonna stop?”

    “Nope,” Stan said, grinning, his lips brushing Craig’s knee in a playful nuzzle. “I’m yours, Craig. Forever.”

    Craig’s smirk was soft, his eyes warm. “Good boy"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,747
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    899
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    I’m Kyle Broflovski, and I’m just trying to take a shit in peace, but nooo, my fucking best friend has to ruin it by screwing his boyfriend in the next stall.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    389
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    Stan's pov.
    Craig custom boxer

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    224
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    1. Stan’s pov
    2. Craig’s pov

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,938
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    270
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    it's based on a post i accidentally saw on facebook but i can't find it again😭😭

    Craig said Stan's dick is small
    *Stan pov*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    439
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    Just Stan and Craig Hookup

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,611
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    570
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    315
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    Stan's horny dink

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,745
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    481

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