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    ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Jackie suddenly appeared behind Hayden. She was smiling widely as she took her place next to Hayden, slipping her arm round her husband. "Shane, Ilya, so glad you guys made it!"

    With one arm, Rozanov pulled her out of Hayden's embrace and twirled her around. "Ah, I have missed you Jackie. You are looking very sexy today, well done."

    Patrice's jaw dropped. 

    Surely even Ilya Rozanov wasn't flirting with another man's wife in front of her husband and his own husband?

    Pat glanced at Kate, giving her his 'I told you so' look. 

    But Jackie just laughed. "Thank you, Ilya."

    "You are very welcome. Is tragic for you now your husband is so old. Anyway, here is gift for old man. I wanted to give Viagra-"

    "Oi!"

    Jesus, this guy didn't know when to stop, did he?

    "-But Shane said was 'inappropriate'," He made finger quotes with his fingers as he spoke and then shrugged, a shit-eating grin on his face. "Sorry, Jackie, I tried to help."

    Asshole.

    (hayden's birthday party sees 3 metros, and their assumptions about hollanov, corrected)

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Rose pieces together the facts about her boyfriend Shane Hollander. Poor Shane, now she needs to break it off.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    24 Apr 2026