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  1. Rec 60

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    After Javert is all tied up at the barricade, Grantaire gets bored and ends up sharing some wine with him. They start talking (about their sad sad pursuit of indifferent people) and one thing leads to another. Too bad they have an audience.

    Slightly tidied up version of this fill on the kinkmeme.

    Now has a Russian and a Chinese translation.

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  2. Rec 65

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    In which events in Erebor go rather differently than they should, and fairy tales are not as much fun to live as everyone was led to believe. No one sings about their feelings, dragons get overly attached to their wards, hobbit’s hate adventures, drinks aren’t allowed, towers suck-

    And Thorin is not a damsel in distress.

    (Regardless of what Dwalin says.)

    He isn’t.

    A fairytale AU loosely inspired by Shrek.

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    27 Jan 2015

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    Bilbo liked Summer the most out of the seasons because that was when the dwarves visited with their carts and crafts.

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    What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?

    Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.

    Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.

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  5. Rec 18

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    Nobody particularly wants to be woken up at 5 a.m by the fire alarm, but this turns out better than expected.

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    22 Jan 2015

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