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After Javert is all tied up at the barricade, Grantaire gets bored and ends up sharing some wine with him. They start talking (about their sad sad pursuit of indifferent people) and one thing leads to another. Too bad they have an audience.
Slightly tidied up version of this fill on the kinkmeme.
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Layers by Wizards_Pupil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Shrek (2001)
23 Jan 2015
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In which events in Erebor go rather differently than they should, and fairy tales are not as much fun to live as everyone was led to believe. No one sings about their feelings, dragons get overly attached to their wards, hobbit’s hate adventures, drinks aren’t allowed, towers suck-
And Thorin is not a damsel in distress.
(Regardless of what Dwalin says.)
He isn’t.
A fairytale AU loosely inspired by Shrek.
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Of Blacksmiths and Blackberries by littlebrownshoe (Wolfy_Tales)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2015
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Bilbo liked Summer the most out of the seasons because that was when the dwarves visited with their carts and crafts.
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I'm Not a Burglar, You're Not a Whore by clearbluewater
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 May 2015
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What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?
Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.
Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.
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Nobody particularly wants to be woken up at 5 a.m by the fire alarm, but this turns out better than expected.
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After the Battle for Erebor, Bilbo returns home and assumes care for a young Frodo. He decides to take the boy to Erebor to raise him among his dwarf friends. He didn't realize that he would be creating quite possibly the oddest family in Middle Earth. (Or, because I'm in serious denial about the last Hobbit movie and wrote a fix-it to make myself feel better).
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Oceans Of Time by badskippy for beetle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Jan 2016
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The island nation of Erebor is a warm spot amid the ice and snow above the Arctic Circle. In fact, it draws tourists like a flame does moths. Yet it is not the natural hot springs and mythical healing waters that are the most coveted locations to see, but Castle Durin - said to house a legendary horde of gold and riches.
But the only way to see the Castle is to receive a personal invitation from The Lord of Erebor or his family.
Many would die to get such an invitation. Only a few know, that many do ...
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Some things are fated, but at times, fate can be changed and a world on the verge of destruction can once more be filled with life and joy. Will Bilbo be able to break the spell the gold has placed upon the leader of the Company, or has Thorin already passed the point of no return? Have their death warrants been signed, or is there still a chance to make things right?
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The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by Bgtea
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Aug 2013
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In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Also, Dis brings the fear of God in other Dwarves and likes to meddle in her big brother's romantic life, and if she has to do this through scathingly written letters, then so be it.
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- Part 1 of The Inevitable Universe
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Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Dec 2014
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Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins.
No, seriously.
Just read his diary.
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"You know, you really shouldn't make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don't wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree." Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.
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13 Nov 2014
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12 Nov 2014
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Ton coup va rater (or "Your shot will misfire") by spiderfire for cheddarrice
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
28 Sep 2013
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“The gun will misfire,” Javert said.
With a sneer, Thénardier pulled the trigger. The gun did not misfire.
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28 Sep 2013
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The Joys of the Libertine; by, Monsieur Dupont by knowyourwayinthedark
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
27 Mar 2013
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Kinkmeme prompt: "Valjean/Javert, erotica. In which Javert confiscates illegal possession of pornography only to find it's our favorite kind of homoerotica. He ends up keeping it. He takes pleasure from it and secretly fantasizes Madeleine and himself in the place of the main characters. Then Madeleine discovers his dirty book and makes Javert read the filthy passages aloud while the mayor does those very things to him in real life. For repentance. Why else?"
also known as that one time I finished a chapter of a wip, thought of a little plotbunny then dropped it, saw this prompt, and then spent 17 consecutive hours laughing hysterically to myself as i wrote 5k words of a weirdly fluffy thing of possibly less cracky than expected porn
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That Well-Kept 'Secret' by PandoraMoments
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012)
20 Apr 2013
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Using bits of 2 prompts: 'The fact that Monsieur le Maire likes to bend his inspector over any available flat surface is the worst kept secret in M-sur-M. Everyone knows it. And everyone ships it, to the point that people (gendarmes, factory workers, the mayor's housekeeper) find the most ridiculous excuses to snoop around the room in which the mayor and the inspector are "talking".
And then there's this one asshole who feels personally offended by this affair, disrespects the inspector and threatens to report both him and the mayor to Paris. The good citizens of M-sur-M gang on him to protect the honour of the mayor and also the source of the best and juiciest gossip'
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'After reports or any other kind of meeting, Monsieur Madeleine likes to dismiss Javert with a slap on the bum.'
Makinghugospin meme, round 4 page 45Bookmarked by Stephaniesaurus
28 Sep 2013
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The Law Is Mocked by ancient_new_box (soaracrossthesky)
Fandoms: Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types
09 May 2013
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Kink meme fill: 5 times someone teased Javert about his crush on M. Madeleine and 1 time someone making some crude sex joke about Madeleine's interest in the inspector.
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28 Sep 2013
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Good Things (I've Never Made) by SilverBird13
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
29 Aug 2013
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Valvert, Eposette, and others.
Or, where I'm probably going to keep my drabbles from now on.Bookmarked by Stephaniesaurus
30 Aug 2013
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We Are Kindred by Peter_Yellowhammer
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
11 Jul 2013
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[This is probably Alternate Character Interpretation, but I'm honestly surprised that the issue I address in the text isn't brought up more for these two. Or if it is, then I never noticed. I'd think people in their situations would at least come across it.]
Jean Valjean escapes from the Montreuil-sur-Mer prison, only to discover Javert having a tearful fit of existential angst and jilted yearning. He finds it difficult to know what to do...until he starts hearing a familiar plight.
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15 Jul 2013