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Jason was ready to call it a bust when he found a manila folder at the bottom, too thin to be anything boring and too thick to be nothing. Even more alarming was the familiar scrawl of Dick's handwriting in Sharpie overtop the folder.
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04 Oct 2025
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It's been four years since the fall of the Soviet Union, and Russia has seemingly faded into the background. Always silent, always alone. America, frankly, is rather tired of it, and is determined to get something other than those bittersweet smiles out of him.It's the job of a hero to help others, isn't it?
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16 Sep 2025
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Spencer Reid brings science to the park, gains a small army of kids, and accidentally becomes “Dr. Magic Man.” Chaos, feelings, and marshmallow experiments ensue.
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09 Sep 2025
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Exasperated with the ever-increasing number of well-meaning but annoying busybodies who seem to think he needs a man in his life, Iruka finally breaks down and asks Kakashi to be his fake-boyfriend in order to keep the wannabe-matchmakers off his back.
The only problem is, Kakashi turns out to be a much better boyfriend than Iruka anticipated.
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29 Aug 2025
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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