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Kyle fresh out of medical school, and already trapped in a suffocating routine. He works at the South Park Mental Asylum Plus stuck treating a mundane, flatlined caseload, this self-proclaimed champion of justice with a savior complex is desperately yearning for something more.
Until one day a new, high-security patient arrive : Eric Cartman an obnoxious, volatile force of nature who combines every single human flaw and psychiatric nightmare into one impossible individual.
A high-stakes game of cat and mouse begins. Kyle tries desperately to decode Cartman’s fractured mind without losing his own sanity, while Cartman with terrifying insight sees right through Kyle's golden-boy facade, recognizing the raw, buried potential lurking just beneath his hero complex.
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25 Oct 2026
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“Oh, I’m sure you’ll try. But you don’t know who you’re talking to, either. I would do anything for Kyle, anything. If you want to declare war on me, go right ahead. But let me tell you something, Eric Cartman. I always get what I want. Everywhere I’ve gone—everywhere my family and I have moved to—I’ve always ended up on top. This is no exception. To make a long story short, Kyle is mine, so back off.”
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Eric Cartman has finally met his match, who also happens to be Kyle’s new girlfriend. She’s conniving and evil, but only Eric knows it, and nobody else believes him when he tells them. He’s also finally in therapy and slowly realizing he’s in love with Kyle, but Kyle’s girlfriend is determined to keep them away from one another at all costs. And when Eric discovers that her obsession with Kyle is far more sinister than he ever imagined, he’s faced with the one thing he never thought he’d have to do again—save Kyle before it’s too late.
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21 Oct 2026
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Cut off from his parents' money, college sophomore Tweek is working as a camboy to get by. His former roommate Kyle is caught up in an overly elaborate mutual blackmail scheme with his old nemesis, Tweek is struggling in his chemistry course with an uncooperative lab partner, and the only stable thing in his life is his dedicated viewer, tkr000102.
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13 Oct 2026
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Eric Cartman has a boyfriend which would be great if he knew who he was. A hot, tall underground wrestler with a weird fake accent and a penchant for cross-dressing should be easy to pinpoint in South Park, but Princess Ballerina is taking his secret identity seriously.
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12 Oct 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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12 Oct 2026