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Random Doctor Who Ficlets by SelenaTerna
Fandom: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005)
21 Mar 2022
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Rose teases the Doctor about the 'beautiful boy' incident shortly after the events of "Fear Her."
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A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Jan 2015
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Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
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24 Feb 2024
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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24 Feb 2024
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The Age of Miscommunication by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Sep 2019
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“It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”
Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.
The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.
“What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.
“You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.
Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.
Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.
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29 Jan 2024