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But what the *!#@ is a soul reanimation potion??? by TeaBot
Fandoms: 穿成囚禁男主的反派要如何活命 - 伊依以翼 | How to Survive as a Villain - Yī Yī Yǐ Yì
30 Oct 2023
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Having come to his destination, Yan Heqing knelt. The spot was not marked by any grand memorial. Only a lone pear tree broke the ground. But he knew. Here lay the remains of a ruined empire.
Or what if Yan Heqing summoned Xiao Yuan
By accident
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"Yuri," he whispered. And in the quiet that followed he wasn't sure if he had heard him. But finally the other man twitched under his cheek and grunted something like acknowledgement. He smiled, pressing the motion just above the dip of his navel. "Say my name every day."
Yuri shifted again, "I do." It was half a question.
"No," Victor didn't dare open his eyes to see if he was being watched. "Like this."
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A thing about Reporters… by Eevee_the_cat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Mar 2026
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Superman couldn’t help but be offended by Batman’s hesitation towards reporters. Whenever one came up, Batman would disappear entirely into the shadows, doing all he could to not spit in their direction. When he finally learns of his identity, mild mannered Clark Kent feels awful.
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06 Mar 2026
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Meet the Kents by i8thecookie
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Smallville, Batman - All Media Types
05 Mar 2026
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"He's bringing someone he likes, Jonathan."
Jonathan rolls his eyes. "Billionaire playboy from Gotham. Public record full of reckless stunts, parties and more dates than a fruitcake. That's who our boy picked."
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05 Mar 2026
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Zhia'rev by Holdt
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jan 2026
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Clark has always described their sex as "good." He's made peace with it, convinced his alien body isn't built for human-type pleasure.
Bruce refuses to accept that.
Fortress databases reveal the truth: Kryptonian males need specific cervical stimulation to achieve complete sexual response. Without it, they experience only thirty percent capacity. Clark has spent years settling for a fraction of what his body can feel.
So Bruce builds a solution.
Now Clark discovers what his body was designed for.
Good was never good enough.Bookmarked by TeaBot
04 Mar 2026
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Super Freak by Holdt
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Feb 2026
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They have an arrangement.
Eight months of Thursdays. Eight months of Bruce cataloguing everything he tells himself he's not cataloguing — the sounds Clark makes, the impossible heat of him, the way his sleeping body turns toward Bruce's corner of the room. Eight months of very carefully not calling it what it is.
Then Clark shows up on a Sunday and asks Bruce what he knows.
Turns out Bruce knows exactly what this is. He's known since Kazakhstan, since a restaurant at 3 AM, since Clark said I'd like to come back from this to a bowl of pelmeni and Bruce filed it under highest priority classification and declined to retrieve it.
He's retrieving it now.
(Or: Bruce Wayne's comprehensive manual on how to be in love with Clark Kent while pretending very hard that you're not, until you can't pretend anymore, at which point you should probably just say it out loud. Featuring: a case, a conspiracy, water rights journalism, one teenager's homemade piezometers, and Bruce Wayne learning that sometimes staying is scarier than any exit he's ever built.)
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02 Mar 2026
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Bruce Wayne is straight by Saroyamal
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
17 Feb 2026
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Bruce Wayne has always considered himself straight, until a sex tape of him and Superman is broadcast worldwide.
Or, coming back from the dead has left an indelible mark on Clark Kent, and Bruce, as Clark's best friend, volunteered to help him in the way he knows best.
Namely, through a lot, a lot of not-so-healthy sex.
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- Part 1 of Bruce Wayne is straight
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10 Feb 2026