Thattheaterkidoverthere



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    When practice is done and he’s showered, he checks his phone.
    The 16 messages from Lily are expected with Ilya traveling to Detroit this week. Ilya has a strong but unsupported hatred of Detroit. The ‘vibes are bad Shane’ was the last claim Shane had heard and he is prepared to read even less substantiated claims.
    He’s unprepared to see a group chat he’s been added to.
    Shane is only a part of a few group chats. One that Rose put together with a bunch of her not out queer friends that he keeps muted but likes to scroll through every once in a while (they have good memes). The group chat with the whole team he only keeps up with for Captain Reasons but keeps it muted too. The one with both of his parents that his mom uses more often than her single thread with him cause ‘Your Dad deserves to be in the loop too’. And finally the one with Jackie and Hayden which is mostly him and Jackie bullying Hayden and Hayden being increasingly frustrated with their antics.
    This is not even close to those
    OTTAWA WAGS

    or Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat and maybe learns something about himself along the way
    Previously: Shane Hollander and the Magic of Friendship

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    20 Apr 2026

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    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is having trouble sleeping, nothing seems to help anymore, scrolling through TikTok sends him on a discovery when he finds a man monotonously talking quietly and about very boring things that he can’t stop watching, his big beautiful hands and quiet voice hypnotize him and he can finally feel himself relax enough to sleep. The videos intrigue him but also wow how can anyone be so boring (and interesting at the same time) 🙄

    Ilya is hooked on Shane Haruto Hollander's ASMR channel Shh ASMR. How soon will he realize the channel belongs to his biggest rival on the ice, the man that gets under his skin is the same man who finally helps him sleep again at night.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.

    Or

    Cliff Pov: Ilya pays Cliff to break his nose.

    Yuna Pov: Ilya calms down shane from a panic attack with biting :)

    Scott and Kip Pov: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom?

    Hayden Pov: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped :( Poor Hayden.

    Svetlana Pov: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    23 Mar 2026