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    Bilba Baggins has already done this once—survived a dragon, dwarves, and one particularly broody king. But after an old, tired life in the Shire, she wakes up to find herself back at the start of her journey, young and stubborn as ever.

    This time, she’s writing everything down. This time, she’s making better decisions (probably). This time, she will make sure the line of Durin lives and that Frodo never gets his sweet hands on that blasted ring. And this time, she’s definitely not falling in love with Thorin Oakenshield again.

    …Right?

    Armed with a sharp tongue, handkerchiefs, and the exasperation of a grandmother wrangling a bunch of overgrown, bearded children, Bilba is determined to do things her way. Even if that means scolding dwarves, outmaneuvering Thranduil, and figuring out just what is going on with this new, stranger version of Middle-earth.

    Because if she has to do this all over again, she’s going to do it right.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    “They speak the truth,” the first Lich boomed. “The girl has no heartbeat. Yet she is not completely dead. Her veins still run.”
    “No heartbeat to drive the blood, yet they run still?” Another asked.
    “It is not blood they run with,” the first answered back. “It is pure magic. The concentrated essence of the Fade itself runs through her. It is presumably the only reason she still moves.”

    A what-if based on the Mourn Watch origin for Rook, where I decided the game would be much more interesting if Rook were more than just a person who stepped up lol

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    25 Nov 2024

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    Ectoplasm was a necessity for every ghost, as Danny had come to find out. He had just sat down for lunch, lifting the ectoplasm infused sandwich to his mouth for a bite.

    That's when he noticed it.

    Or rather, that's when he -felt- it.

    Someone stepped into the cafe, and their presence...

    Ancients, they were starving.

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    Or: Ghost King Danny stumbles on a man with a starving proto-core of sorts. With halfa's like him being so few and far between, it was his solemn duty to help this poor guy out, right?

    Jason has no idea what's going on, but if this stranger can keep the pit away like he promises, then Jason's willing to do just about anything. Even if that 'anything' is dinner every other night.

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    17 Oct 2024

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    He was in Gotham for many reasons, okay. One, there were a metric fuckton of ghosts. Two? It wasn't Amity Park, no one really knew who he was here.

    But that doesn't mean he'd planned on being fucked on a rooftop.

    Or that he'd meant to fall for the owners of said dicks.

    He'd just wanted to get away from the cameras.

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    15 Oct 2024

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    In theory, everyone on earth is supposed to have a soulmate. Someone who is perfect for them in every way. A storybook romance, or a best friend you can always confide in. Fate is supposed to pull them together at the right moment. Real life is never as easy as the stories though, and Fate has always had a way of fucking with vigilantes.

    Danny always wanted a soulmate. At least he did before he died, now his life (afterlife?) is just starting to get manageable. He’s settled into his new role, doing what he can for both the ghost and human world and is looking forward to a quiet (if excruciatingly boring) summer vacation when his life is literally turned upside down and he is forced to confront parts of his past that he’d rather remained buried.

    Damian has been resigned to the idea that he will have to protect his soulmate since he was a child. A soulmate is a weakness that others might choose to exploit. Nothing could have prepared him for the reality that is his perfect match. Perhaps he should have listened when his mother said his soulmate would have to be anything besides ordinary to compliment him.

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    13 Oct 2024