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A quick-start guide to GENESIS, the cutting-edge state-of-the-art AI copilot of the Intergalactic Imperial Fleet of Space Dundee.
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- Part 10 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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A Plea for Aristocratic Exclusivity by TheDarkMetalLady for Ebony_Draygon
Fandoms: Gloryhammer (Band)
23 May 2023
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An indignant complaint regarding a pupil's enrollment in the Dundee Collage of Magical Practicallity.
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- Part 9 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Everyone knows the evil wizard Zargothrax is safely locked away in a prison of ice, and has been for centuries.
A controversial and partially-redacted report from the year 1897 (based on an even more redacted and edited intelligence report from English forces to the south) claims otherwise.
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- Part 8 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Ralathor regrets his decision to let Zargothrax think that the table was sentient.
(Direct sequel to previous part in series)
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- Part 5 of Attempting to Help
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10 days of living with a self-proclaimed “former” dark wizard, and the hermit mage Ralathor reaches a breaking point from Zargothrax’s consistently horrible suggestions for how to “help” mortals. He decides it is nigh time to try remedying the issue and stemming the flow of horribly misguided ideas.
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- Part 4 of Attempting to Help
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A collection of scraps of paper found at various sites of historical importance to the history of the Kingdom of Fife.
(Updates are sporadic for I have no sense of schedule.)
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- Part 7 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Some still remember the days before Ralathor of Cowdenbeath became a hermit; he had even once been the Highmage of Dundee and a leader in the instruction of magic. Alas, those days are long gone, and almost none know why he had withdrawn suddenly from the public eye.
Angus McFife (the First) knows the tale all too well.
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A controversial account from a farmer near Dundee, likely dated just after the Dark Wizard’s fall. Many historians name the writer of this account as highly delusional.
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- Part 6 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Review of “Thoughts on Numbers (6th Edition)” by TheDarkMetalLady
Fandoms: Gloryhammer (Band)
13 Sep 2021
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An unknown author had taken great issue with Scribe Topazulon II's "Thoughts on Numbers (6th Edition)" and had written this never officially published criticism that found its way into the Dundonian Archives via a drunk Hootsman.
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- Part 5 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Ralathor had been invited to attend a formal celebration after the fall of the Dark Sorcerer. His response is perhaps not what the Prince had expected.
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- Part 4 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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A palace cook had been charged with overseeing the preparations for the feast to honor Princess Iona McDougall's birthday. Nothing about the day went to plan.
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- Part 3 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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The monotony that has become Angus's life onboard the DSS Hootsforce has several elements to it, and there is one in particular that Angus has taken issue with.
Based on BlastedKing's Universe: Heart of Fire. May be confusing if you haven't read that first.
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Thoughts on Numbers (6th Edition) by Ebony_Draygon, TheDarkMetalLady
Fandoms: Gloryhammer (Band)
01 Sep 2021
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A scribe's update to an ancient treatise on the interpretation of numbers in Dundonian society.
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- Part 2 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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An open complaint to the Royal Court of the Kingdom of Fife from [redacted], dated 1192, detailing a scientist's great annoyance with local authorities and their misunderstanding of [redacted]'s skills.
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- Part 1 of Lorebooks of Dundee
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Two valiant Knights of Crail arrive at the mighty citadel of Dundee to help prepare for festivities. However, in an odd turn of events, the citadel gates are locked when they arrive. Little do they realize, that's hardly the oddest thing that's about to happen.
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Ralathor returns home after having helped ensure everyone was ready for a big snowstorm. He just wanted to warm up and rest by the fire.
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- Part 3 of Attempting to Help
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Honk.
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A collection of timed writing challenges. Will be updated whenever I feel like it.
Bit = 1 minute writing piece
Nibble = 4 minute writing piece
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Zargothrax got a report following the attack on Crail. He was not happy with the results.
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- Part 2 of At the Edge of the World
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In the aftermath of the final battle, a difficult decision had to be made, whether Princess Iona liked it or not.
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- Part 5 of Fading Embers