4 Works by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
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Five times Batman thought he'd finally figured out where Red Hood's HQ was, and one time he kinda just stumbled upon it by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
15 Jul 2026
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Wait, you think that the headquarters of the fearsome crime boss Red Hood is a dank, old warehouse? You think him to be that cliche?
Oh no, in this fic of Silver-Age-meets-UTRH, to figure out where his base of operations is, you're going to have to go on this journey along with Batman.From a playground, to an aquarium, to Gotham University's chemistry lab, Batman will follow the Red Hood and his gang of goons across Gotham. Will Batman keep his sanity, or will this chase cause him to finally lose it? Will Tim be able to hold himself together, or will Bruce muttering about carrier pigeons be too much?
Holy bad detective work, Batman!
Or, five times Batman thought he'd finally figured out where the Red Hood's base of operations was, and the one time he still didn't, but he happened to kinda just stumble upon it.
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Black Coffee by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd was pissed.
His air-conditioner was broken, one of his apartment’s lightbulbs had blown, he only had one teabag left and his favourite mug had recently become too closely acquainted with the far wall.
So, yes, it was safe to say that Jason Todd was pretty pissed off indeed.And then Tim Drake appeared.
Or, Jason Todd needs therapy and Tim Drake needs to sleep. Only one of these things happens.
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The Deer Smells like Burnt Almond Cookies by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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A man, with his dog and his truck, are off to complete a delivery.
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Not with a Bang but a Whimper by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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When Dr Ava Maddox was in her late twenties, between two of the doctorates, she dated a woman.
Then Betelgeuse exploded, and, well, who was she in the face of the whole universe?Based on a true story.