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Five times Batman thought he'd finally figured out where Red Hood's HQ was, and one time he kinda just stumbled upon it by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
15 Jul 2026
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Wait, you think that the headquarters of the fearsome crime boss Red Hood is a dank, old warehouse? You think him to be that cliche?
Oh no, in this fic of Silver-Age-meets-UTRH, to figure out where his base of operations is, you're going to have to go on this journey along with Batman.From a playground, to an aquarium, to Gotham University's chemistry lab, Batman will follow the Red Hood and his gang of goons across Gotham. Will Batman keep his sanity, or will this chase cause him to finally lose it? Will Tim be able to hold himself together, or will Bruce muttering about carrier pigeons be too much?
Holy bad detective work, Batman!
Or, five times Batman thought he'd finally figured out where the Red Hood's base of operations was, and the one time he still didn't, but he happened to kinda just stumble upon it.
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Black Coffee by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd was pissed.
His air-conditioner was broken, one of his apartment’s lightbulbs had blown, he only had one teabag left and his favourite mug had recently become too closely acquainted with the far wall.
So, yes, it was safe to say that Jason Todd was pretty pissed off indeed.And then Tim Drake appeared.
Or, Jason Todd needs therapy and Tim Drake needs to sleep. Only one of these things happens.
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The Deer Smells like Burnt Almond Cookies by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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A man, with his dog and his truck, are off to complete a delivery.
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Not with a Bang but a Whimper by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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When Dr Ava Maddox was in her late twenties, between two of the doctorates, she dated a woman.
Then Betelgeuse exploded, and, well, who was she in the face of the whole universe?Based on a true story.
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Cover blown, undercover mission failed, and the clock ticking before the bats catch the Black Mask, Jason has one night left to finally go for the kill.
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Dual timeline
6 months ago - Jason went undercover to dismantle Black Mask's organisation from the core.
Present - After the months-long mission ended, Jason is stuck finishing the job while haunted by events that occurred while he was undercover.
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For the first time in a long time, things are good for Jason. He has a boyfriend, a child (sort of), and a family who loves him.
But the past has a funny way of catching up to you, and the strength of Jason's bonds are tested when he sets out on a very personal crusade.
aka: the one where Jason goes after the bastards who ruined his childhood, and everyone else grapples with their own moral codes
Bookmarked by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
18 Jul 2026
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your noble son is mad (we much longed to see you) by Mercury_n_Jem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics)
25 Jul 2026
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Jason shoved his jacket and helmet into his backpack with a sigh. He hadn't come up with a single way to properly reveal himself—for the second time. The first time, he'd been focused on making something poetic, dramatic, satisfying of it all. But with just a few words, it'd all been meaningless.
World's Greatest Detective, my ass.
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Due to a series of mishaps, Bruce doesn't know that Jason is Red Hood, and subsequently, neither does anybody else in Gotham.
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- Part 1 of Now Cracks a Noble Heart
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Bookmarked by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
08 Jul 2026
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so so so good, I can't wait for this to be finished. will be rereading many times over
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Despondent by WritingTypeShit
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
28 Jan 2026
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Jason knew and hated all that he'd done to Tim.
Tim was, by fucking fact, a competent, well trained, and insanely skilled vigilante that Jaosn had had the displeasure to try to murder.
Now they were road tripping to Minnesota of all places for a case Jason had to beg him to join in on, with an additional bribe of Pop-Tarts and the promise to but the entire Eastern Seaboard's supply of Zesti (specifically blue raspberry).
Totally not awkward at all, and it's totally not like Jason had had a slow-developing crush of Tim.
Business as usual.
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Day 12: Shaking
“You're just as stubborn as they say, Hood,” the man praises. Something dark settles in his gut. “It'll make it all that much more fun to break you down, and build you back up. Doesn't that sound fun to you?”
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- Part 7 of Whumpcember 2024: Jason Todd Edition
- Part 1 of Shocking, I know