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Little Bastard by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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"What are you calling him?"
"Little Bastard."
Lihua-mei's mouth turned down, a firm refusal. "No."
"Statistically speaking, the likelihood of Little Bastard being a bastard is overwhelmingly high. Why not call him what he is?"
"Pick something else." Xiang-jie bit into her fist to keep from laughing, her shoulders trembling slightly. Lihua-mei kept speaking. "A good milk name should be mean to keep the evil spirits away, but that's too mean. He's much too adorable and tasty looking, so maybe something like Little Ugly?"
"Unwanted Child."
"No."
"Evil Spirit Fodder." As if to agree with him, Little Bastard squeaked happily. The perfect evil spirit fodder.
"... Little Bastard is fine."
Summary: Shen Qingqiu keeps an abandoned baby from drowning. His sisters make (help) him co-parent the dumb little raisin. His martial brothers are all extremely normal about him handling a baby.
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26 Dec 2025
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“Who the fuck did this?” Jack roared, his voice cracking like a whip through the ER.
Nurses froze. A tech stopped mid-step. Even Dana, fearless on her worst days, halted in her tracks.
Trinity stumbled under Dennis’s weight, panic flooding her features. “Fuck—Dr. Abbot…” she breathed.
Jack didn’t wait.
He closed the distance in two strides and grabbed Dennis, hands sliding to both sides of the kid’s waist, hauling him off Trinity and straight into his chest. Dennis sagged instantly, collapsing against Jack like his bones had given up.
Jack’s jaw clenched so tight the muscle jumped. His eyes were pure, murderous fire.
Or where student doctor Dennis Whitaker loses a 6 year old patients and comes back to the Er bloody and supported by Trinity Santos. His two attendings who have been trying to get the student into their bed for weeks now, dont really take it well.
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Billy Hargrove and Eddie Munson have three major things in common: messed up parents, a knack for finding trouble, and a hopeless crush on Steve Harrington.
By the summer before Billy’s senior year, they’ve already crawled into each other’s beds and hearts. Now they’re circling in on their person, Stevie. -
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Dennis had always been a crybaby. He was upset at the term at first, but it made sense when Momma and David called him that. He had always been David’s duckling, following him around the farm like David had made him himself, the surprise baby of the family.
But he was twenty-six, would be a full doctor soon, and he was still a crybaby. It was okay. It was also embarrassing, and his coworkers didn’t make fun of him for having a stupid pain response, but he was a crybaby. Okay, Trinity made fun of it, but she was basically his sister. She was supposed to make fun of it. Because that’s what siblings who didn’t think they were your daddy did. He made fun of her for pretending she hated them all, but then snuggled him on movie nights, and she made fun of him for crying when he got hurt.
Thing is though, as Dennis grew up, he learned that some people particularly… liked… when he was easy to make cry. He’s come to adore that just a little. He’s more of a slut than Trinity, and he liked when they could make him cry without too much pain, make fun of him for it… there was a lot he liked about being a crybaby, because it’s not really a bad thing.
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A patient (someone Dennis knows from the horse world) accidentally reveals Dennis is a little TikTok famous and it’s become a topic of hot conversation amongst the crew.
Who knew Dennis looked so good on the back of a horse?