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    “I said are you fucking kidding me? Do you feel like a big man, asking your son for money to feed your drug addiction?” He spits.

    ”Maybe next time, don’t buy coke you can’t pay for with the money you can't get from a job you don’t have!”

    He should’ve expected the fist that came flying at his face, but it always takes him by surprise. Heat and pain blooms under his eye, but he barely feels it, slightly numb. So instead, Tim pounces.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Jason clicked the pen, and started to write on the envelope.

    Dear Mr., “Gotham’s foster care is safe.”,

    Thank you so much for dropping me off at Ma’s personal soldier camp.

    I had a great time, truly a ten out of ten experience.
    I loved the part where I got shot in the arm. A real highlight of my week.

    Thank you for your genius-level, billionaire insight. You really nailed it. Incredible stuff. You could teach a class on how out of touch you rich twats are.

    Since you were so kind to drop me off somewhere so safe and warm. I thought you might enjoy these documents.

    -Jason Todd


    AKA: Jason Todd gets permanently trapped in his twelve-year-old body after Bruce dropped him at Ma Gunns's School for Boys. This time, he isn't going to Batman for help; he will take on Crime Alley by himself.

    It's not like Bruce actually cares about him.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Conrad's had a rough day. Turns out the guy he's been flirting with online is actually his boss. He had not known that.
    His boss is the Red Hood. He had known that.
    His boss wants to talk to him. Alone. He does not know about what.

    Is he going to get fired? Shot? Promoted? Propositioned? Kicked out the window?

    At least he can be confident there's no chance of any further paradigm-rocking identity-related revelations in store for him.

    *glances up at the title*
    *glances at the camera*

    No chance whatsoever.

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    05 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Dick has never felt pain as striking as this. He’s kept going after everything, after all of it, because people depended on him. Damian and Tim looked up to him, he was Jason’s anchor, Duke, Steph and Cass relied on him and his guidance, his kindness. Babs needed a shoulder to lean on. Bruce needed his Robin, his Nightwing. Alfred needed his grandson. Then all of it was gone. They were all gone. Gotham was in shambles, he had funerals to plan, a league of heroes to uphold, a business to make decisions for.

    He was still needed, but now? He wasn’t wanted. When he closes his eyes at night, he wishes he’d wake up anywhere else than the empty pit of a manor he resided in. What he wasn't expecting was his wish to come true…

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    or: after the rest of the bat clan die to the Joker in Gotham, Dick wakes up in a universe where Dick Grayson never existed, and superheroes weren't possible. A Bruce Wayne who's only a man, a father, finds him.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Tim Drake is pulled from a universe to a bizarre new world where Bruce hasn't hurt him and Star Trek made it past the first movie.

    Everything is different here, and Tim can't tell if that's good or bad.

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