12 Works by The_Kat

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    Alastor focussed back on the sensor input and discovered that Vox’s screen had switched to black and white. That was entertaining! He cackled and danced on the settings. Oho! Now the screen was upside down! What a fun effect.
    “Stop it!” Vox sounded angry, but also slightly panicked. “This will take forever to reset, asshole!”

    During a fight with his old enemy, the TV Demon, a failed attack catapults Alastor inside Vox's TV head, where he finds himself trapped! While Vox is delighted at first to have his obsessive crush so close, his attitude changes when Alastor finds the TV's settings, taking control over Vox's face and words. Before Alastor ruins all of Vox's relationships, they agree to look for a way to free the Radio Demon and hijinks ensues.

    However, as they dive deep into each other's memories, dark secrets are uncovered and when they come out the other end, their relationship will never be the same again...

    Containing art by the wonderful Magz (Wrinkle in Truth)!

    Completed!

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    Alastor is the proud manager of Vee Vee Land, an amusement park filled with fun attractions and good food, owned by his wonderful boyfriend Vox. He can't imagine a better life. Mostly because he can't remember any other life... Should he be worried about that? Better not, after all, life is pretty relaxed. At least until one day, a new guest breaks the routine and makes Alastor start to question everything: Why are the guests of the park behaving so strangely? Why do things sometimes change from one moment to the next? What is outside this park that is his entire life? And why does it feel so strange to go on a date with the person he supposedly loves?

    A mystery based RadioSilence story in which nothing is as it seems, with wonderful art by Blue-Eldritch!

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    When at a networking event a man purposefully spilled some wine on Alastor's shirt, Alastor knew: This man had to die tonight.
    And he would use his favourite technique to lure his victim out into the bayou: Seduction.

     

    I read this fan theory and just had to write it :D. A flirtatious and violent missing scene fic of that season 2 flashback.

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    Becoming Vox's prisoner for a while was a genius move. Now, Alastor is free of all his chains and more powerful than ever. He knew his freedom would come at a price. But he'd miscalculated. And in the quiet of the hotel, alone in the kitchen with Lucifer, the horrors he endured at Vox's hands come back to haunt him...

    A slightly darker hurt/comfort fic!

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    Alastor is having a splendid day at Charlie's and Vaggi's wedding. So much good food, so many opportunites to bicker with Lucifer.
    When Charlie's dad suddenly doesn't return, Alastor is sent to retrieve him - and finds that Lucifer isn't as happy on this special day as he pretends to be. Fighting against his own facade, Alastor takes it upon himself to cheer his frenemy up.

    A humourous and sweet hurt/comfort fic!

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    “Would you care to be my girlfriend for a bit longer?” Alastor asked, a wicked grin under his glowing red eyes.
    This could be dangerous. And it sure as Hell wasn't right. But toying with Vox had been so much fun. And what if I could use this to my advantage?
    “Eff it, I’m in. But if we do decide to make this a thing, we should lay down some rules. In fact: We should make a deal.”

     

     

    Willow has no idea why she was murdered or why she ended up in Hell. Distraught, her only chance to correct this error and get into Heaven is the Hazbin Hotel. Soon, she finds herself drawn to the patron of the place, the dangerous yet charming Radio Demon. When Alastor proposes the idea of a pretend relationship to make Vox jealous, Willow seizes the opportunity and suggests a deal: She will play her part for as long as he protects her from any harm.

    Completed!

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    It is the 1920s. Alastor is 21 years old and has never been on a date. Of course not, that just sounds boring and like a waste of time. But to keep up appearances and to be prepared for his eventual partner - which he would of course have one day like every man, what other options are there? - he invites someone out to practice. After all, how difficult can it be?
    But this whole romance and sex thing really seems like a societal scam. Perhaps killing his date instead would be more fun...

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    Months have past since Armageddon was averted, when Aziraphale gets an urgent phone call. Crowley's miracles are no longer working! But before Aziraphale can come to his aid, Crowley gets injured. What better way to get into the hospital, than pretend to be Crowley's husband? And of course, he feels absolutely nothing about wearing a wedding ring...

    In the following weeks they need to adapt to this totally new dynamic, forcing them to actually be open about their feelings. At the same time, they need to find out what larger powers are at play. After all, Crowley can't stay human forever...

    (Completed!)

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    What if at the end of season 2 Inej returned to Ketterdam with Kaz and the Crows? Could there be a happy ending to their love story, while Matthias is still in prison where Pekka Rollins is taking control and Inej's brother is still missing? The other Crows are certainly there to help, especially Nina has some powers that could prove invaluable ...

    This is basically a get-together story for my new favourite ship with some outside plot sprinkled in to set the scenes. There will be pining, there will be romance, there will be fluff and angst. There will be some tropes. Written from both Inej's and Kaz' POV. Enjoy!

    On hiatus :(

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    Just a collection of extremely fluffy snippets set in season 2 of what could have been if certain outside interferences hadn't happened. Each one stands on its own and I might add more if I think of more. Ideas welcome.
    Our husbands might be slightly out of character, but I just want them to be happy, okay?

    Chapter 1: What if the demons hadn't interrupted the ball?
    Chapter 2: What if the Metatron hadn't brought coffee?
    Chapter 3: What if Hell hadn’t noticed Crowley’s good deeds on laudanum?

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    Aaravos is a very powerful archmage, who always seems to be calm and collected. He doesn’t seem affected by the long years of isolation he suffered imprisoned for yet unknown reasons behind a magical mirror.
    But for a smart person like him, the dullness of being stuck alone in one place for decades must surely have been unbearably boring at some point or another.
    Did he get angry? Did he feel frustrated, helpless? Did he maybe even feel lonely? And what did he do to keep himself distracted and prevent him from going insane?

    Let me take you to the other side of the mirror, dear reader, to give you some insight into the home and mind of our favourite Startouchelf. Get ready for a week in the life of Aaravos.

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    The body swap worked and Crowley and Aziraphale are finally able to do as they please. You would think since they both obviously have romantic feelings for each other, they would get together, now that there is nothing standing between them. But breaking 6000 years of established relationships is not that easy. And when the archangel Gabriel comes back, things get even more complicated ...

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