Theamazingbouncingferret



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    After seven years, Heaven has learned of Lucifer's divorce from Lilith. Knowing of Lucifer's reputation as an 'absent king' and fearing a destabilized Hell, they decide to gift him with a new bride - an angel of their own to distract him and keep an eye on him; a puppet. He is gifted Alastor, Heaven's least favourite angel, to be the sacrificial lamb in the Devil's marriage bed.

    Alastor was never sure how he made it past the pearly gates, but he's swallowed down his bitterness to be a gentleman and avoid putting shame on his mother's name in Heaven. Now promised to another against his will, Alastor resolves not to go quietly into marital servitude.

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    Twilight gets injected with truth serum and the last thing he has to worry about is his true identity.

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    Alastor prides himself on being exceptionally multifaceted. The infamous Radio Demon. The host of the Hazbin Hotel. Pride Ring's favorite radio star. The Devil's occasional midnight indulgence.

    There's simply nothing he can't do when he sets his mind to it.

    ... Except possibly parenthood. Alastor isn't sure he's built for that.

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    Two days after the failed Extermination, Charlie and her crew have the hotel up and running.

    Unfortunately, Heaven did not take too kindly to a sinner killing Adam, nor the fact that Lucifer had to get involved. He has been summoned to Heaven not by Sera, but by Michael.

    Charlie has never seen her father so terrified in her life.

    Something was not right with Heaven, that much she knew. Charlie glanced at the crumpled letter Lucifer had left behind, and felt dread grip her throat. What else was Heaven lying about?

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Lucifer has two problems:

    1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
    2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak Alastor

    One of these things is much worse than the other

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    31 Oct 2025