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[Podfic] Here at the End of All Things by Themoabird
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Jan 2025
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After destroying the same world he always dreamed of saving, Viktor must live out decades of solitude.
Podfic length: 1 hour 38 minutes
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[Podfic] A compass and a weapon by Themoabird
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
10 Nov 2024
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It's a three-day mission. Simple, straightforward, over in 52 hours or less, and then Nix will be back, in camp, safe and sound, with a man who's refusing to admit is in love with him, and 100-odd paratroopers, most of whom are placing bets on the outcome of this little melodrama. It should have been nothing. Should have been simple, straightforward, over in 52 hours or less. That's not what happens.
Podfic length: 4 hours and 33 minutes
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[Podfic] when our truth is burned from history by Themoabird
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Jun 2024
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"'You are so good at protecting others, my dear, that you often forget to look after yourself.' Kenobi hesitates, then briefly, briefly enough that Cody thinks he has imagined it, squeezes Cody’s shoulder. 'I am not keen to leave you in the ice.'"
Or: When a mission to a snow-and-ice-covered planet goes wrong, Cody and Obi-Wan are forced to flee across treacherous terrain with only each other for warmth. Along the way, they confront all the things they have been avoiding -- including their feelings.
Podfic length: 3 hours and 22 minutes
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[Podfic] they're neutral by Themoabird
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 May 2024
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They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.
They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.
He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.
(Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)
Podfic lenght: 1 hour and 10 minutes
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[Podfic] frozen with joy right where i stand by Themoabird
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Sep 2022
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It’s 2004, Boy with a Bat has gone double platinum, and Eddie and Steve go to the Grammy’s. (a most remarkable thing timestamp)
Podfic length: 29 minutes
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Podfic version of the most remarkable thing, and other b-sides and rarities by Themoabird
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Sep 2022
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Love Is A Loser by roktavor
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Dec 2019
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Crazy Diamond won't stop hugging The Hand.
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- Part 3 of Josuyasu Week 2019
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"A good man can be stupid and still be good, but a bad man must have brains."
-Maxim GorkyWill is a hitchhiker with questionable hobbies. Hannibal is a man who has questionable motives. When Hannibal drives by Will who just so happens to need a ride, things quickly take a turn from the questionable to the downright depraved.
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Based on the tumblr idea that Hannigrammers latched onto: "We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?"Series
- Part 1 of Hitchhiker's Guide to Murder
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It is said at a holiday party that Will Graham is the least likely of all the FBI and Quantico staff to ever seriously consider having sex with a co-worker.
But the universe likes a challenge, at least one co-worker is on the radar, and allergy season is nigh.
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“There are only two truths around here. Any man can be king for a night,” the younger man says with a wry grin and long drawl, sliding cards from the card shoe into tidy rows in front of himself and Hannibal. “But by the morning, the house always wins.”
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An investigation into the deaths of casino hostesses in Las Vegas is made more interesting by a strange card dealer with an uncanny skill at reading guests at his table. Hannibal investigates the depth of his skill, and the card player surprises him with how truly acute it is.
Story by chaparral-crown. Artwork by wwwww.
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Courtship and marriage among killers and cannibals.
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