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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Part 3 of Lift Me Up, O Lord, in which Olympic lifter Aziraphale Fell coaxed fading marathoner Anthony Crowley into a charity bicycle race, and -- despite Aziraphale's meddling family and Crowley's history of failed relationships -- things escalated. There was a meteoric fifteen minutes of fame on morning TV and the tabloids, a grudge match on the racecourse, a spectacular fall, and the unexpected experience of being lifted up.

    Now there’s a cottage. There’s a wedding plan.

    And there are still families to deal with.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    The one where they get married at God's bedside.

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    It’s the trial of the century: bestselling mystery author Anthony Crowley stands accused of poisoning his former lover. He’s got means (arsenic), motive (the breakup), and opportunity (a meeting the night of the murder); his guilt seems certain.

    Certain, that is, to everyone except Lord Aziraphale Eastgate, rare book collector and amateur detective. Aziraphale’s not sure why he’s so convinced of Crowley’s innocence, but he’s determined to save him from the gallows--by finding the real murderer before it’s too late.

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    27 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    “We’re married now,” Crowley drawls, that voice of his making Aziraphale shiver all over again. Goodness.

    “Yes,” Aziraphale agrees, smiling rather brightly. “I suppose we are.”

    “You know what married couples do, don’t you?”

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Possibly the only "saved myself for marriage" fic I've ever liked. Aziraphale's "oh goodie, none of this is a sin now because we're married" attitude is so freaking cute.

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    The first the Metatron knew about Armageddon was when Aziraphale contacted him to beg for it to be called off. Being a professional, the Metatron murmured soothing things about it all being part of the plan and rerouted the call elsewhere instead of admitting he had no idea what the principality was talking about.

    Prompt Fill in which Armageddon happened because Heaven didn't get God's email to call it off.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    Pestilence hot take is so good

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    16 Jul 2025