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    Charlie thinks that the hotel's guest and staff could benefit from having a little more music in their afterlives. Alastor is ecstatic to have the opportunity to expand the array of instruments he can play.

    And then he discovers the most awful, wonderful, baffling instrument he's ever seen.

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    03 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Technoblade gets asked to teach DADA at Hogwarts, during Order of the Phoenix.

    He wasn't really interested, but Phil wanted him to, and he wasn't doing anything anyway, so magic might be interesting.

    He struggles to keep his Piglin identity a secret because of his odd appearance, which is bad enough, but some famous orphan and his friends won't leave him alone.

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    29 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Their first meeting doesn't spark a romance, but a different, darker kind of passion: the mutual urge to see the other six feet under.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Velvette stared. Then:
    “…You are so weird. I love it.”

    She straightened, clapped her hands once, decision made.

    “Okay, since you're stuck here and I’m awake and bored and dehydrated? We’re hanging out.”

    Alastor perked.
    “Hanging… out?”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Shadow Milk Cookie appears in Musutafu, Japan, and hasn't a clue on what being a human is like. Maybe he should attend a human school to try and learn?

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    In which Shadow Milk Cookie will follow the young heroes of UA on their wonderful journey (and perhaps place the seeds of doubt and chaos in their minds), probably end up murdering someone, and try to take down hero society! Because, what better way to destroy one's enemies than to tear them apart from the inside?

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    Also a place where I'm just going to end up rambling about Headcanons in the notes lol

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    I'm not dead I swear this is still getting updates I'm just slow as fuck with writing (slow updates)

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    Title from the song "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters

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    17 Nov 2025