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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    New, more accurate, summary: Crowley is an alcoholic, starting in at least the 1960s. His alcoholism progresses more and more over the decades until, after the events of season 2, his issues hit a breaking point. When, and if, Aziraphale returns, will Crowley be able to claw his way out of his new, self-imposed hell-on-Earth?

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    19 Aug 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Aziraphale had been anticipating this event all year long. But there was just one problem: It was couples only. Where in God’s name was he supposed to find a date? He had no close relationships… other than Crowley. But he couldn’t ask him, right?

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    01 Aug 2023

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    After Armageddon, Crowley has a few more scars than he accounted for and no temptations to keep him distracted from the pain of losing Aziraphale to the fire—even if his friend wasn't really gone.

    Aziraphale, for what it's worth, thought Crowley might need some time alone to figure out what he wants to do with the rest of their eternity on Earth.

    As per usual, he was wrong. Hopefully he can make it up to Crowley before it's too late.

    ~These are the things that go through my head when "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses comes on.~

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    03 Jan 2023

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    Stede and Ed have just declared their co-captaincy. Although Ed has been training Stede in combat, Stede's first real raid doesn't go so well: he narrowly avoids dying in a sword fight, during which his hands are badly injured. After Roach sews Stede up, he informs him that he can't use his hands for at least a week, if not 10 days. To Stede's surprise, Ed offers (with a secret, ulterior motive) to help Stede with things while his hands heal: dressing and undressing, eating, drinking, washing up.

    And, eventually, with... one other thing.

    This is your classic Good Buddy Lends a Hand™ (Patent Pending) trope, y'all, in which someone breaks their arm or hurts their hands and can't jerk off and their Good Buddy has to help.

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    20 Dec 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The line between them had started to blur. What better way to cope than with a visit to a bar?

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    11 Jul 2022