Toucandoit



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    I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”

    “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.

    “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.

    He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

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    Bill came into existence in a tightly regulated world, and it chafed him raw. But he never thought there may be other dimensions out there, until he found the memoirs of someone long gone…

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    15 Aug 2023

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    It is THE Flat Dreams story. The inspiration behind countless bill cipher back stories. This is the one. Thank you

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.

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    “Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”

    Miles said.

    To his own parents.

    Was Peter inwardly screaming?

    Sure.

    Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?

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    15 Aug 2023

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    Based on Tumblr Prompt: Detailed inside.

    Gotham is well used to Rogue attacks. There's always something blowing up or getting robbed or a Bat dropping from nowhere and kicking someone's teeth out. Gotham has adapted to this way of life. Of Rogues and Bats and Birds. Of gas attacks and fate decided by a flip of a coin. But there's something different about this latest attack. People across Gotham--from regular citizens to Rogues--are falling asleep. And not waking up. This rash of unexplained comas has left the city in shambles. There's no cause, no reason, and no answers.

    With every Gotham vigilante working around the clock to try and find a cure, everyone is stretched thin. When the sickness hits one of their own, Jason decides he's had enough. He's going to find the cause for this and he's going to fix it. He's got a single thin lead and he's going to make it count. No matter what it costs him.

    No one messes with his family. No one messes with his brothers.

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    15 Aug 2023

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    Following your unsuccessful murder of Whitebeard, you loose the only place you'd ever called home. Amidst the tempestuous seas you find a new place to call your own. Between raucous pirates and an idiot made of flames, while reluctant, its a life you come to enjoy. The journey is nowhere short of hardship, complications, and the occasional running for your life from marines. But your life aboard the Moby Dick takes a dive into treacherous waters when feelings begin to bloom for a man who can rarely stay awake while eating his food.

     

    (I dunno, I keep writing synopsis and thinking they're cringe. Tldr; reader joins the Whitebeard Pirates; shenanigans ensue.)

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    26 May 2022