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“If I tell you what I was doing, you have to promise not to judge me.”
“Cross my heart,” Matt says.
“I’m learning how to deepthroat,” Foggy says, “Out of spite.”
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24 Sep 2025
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Where Hank accidentally founds a supernatural mafia in Portland, Willow and Acacia find their brother adorably clueless, Mabel is both super proud and slightly exasperated, and Dipper finds the whole thing rather funny.
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- Part 14 of Transcendence AU
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- 23,735
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- 10/10
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01 Sep 2025
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John refused to believe that Sherlock, of all people, could have simply missed his soulmate.
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25 Aug 2025
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By Crook by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
29 May 2022
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To be clear, when Morgan had come up with this plan they’d been thinking something small, low key, and more in the vein of ‘we go to city hall, get it done, and knock over a Starbucks on the way home to celebrate.’
Then Alex pulled this big fucking binder out of nowhere, opened it up on their coffee table, and started pointing at pages.
Or: that one where Morgan thinks they're getting away with something
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21 Aug 2025
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"They first met after Morgan got really into stress baking. Alex kept stealing all the pies Morgan left to cool on the windowsill which really confused Morgan cause at the time they lived on like the 25th floor."
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- Part 10 of S&D Meet-Cutes
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10 Aug 2025
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it all shakes out by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2025
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Wade snorts again. "You've been planted between my tits for like an hour without moving, baby boy."
"You have fantastic tits," Peter counters, because well, he does. Plush and firm and bouncy—there are some quality tits happening on Wade Wilson. Any man would be lucky to shove his face in here for an hour.
"Aw, baby," Wade coos. "I know. But normally when you aren't having a bad day—"
"I can't have bad days," Peter reminds him patiently, "that's what I've been trying to tell you."
"—you'd have progressed to shoving my shirt up and fucking them by now," Wade continues, ignoring him.
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- Part 5 of scenes from the spideypool discord
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09 Jun 2025
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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker is Totally Mentally Stable
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31 May 2025
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starburst dreams by thistleraven for Iliedaboutthechocolates
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Mar 2025
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Coco's prompt: Peter wanting to have sex to fall asleep but not wanting to deal with cleanup. Wade getting him off and not being allowed to finish, then cleaning up a snoozy peter
---“Pssst!” The whisper comes from his window. “You sleepin', Petey-pie?”
“God, I wish,” Peter groans, frustrated. He doesn’t bother opening his eyes. “Would you charge me if I asked you to smother me?”
Wade snorts as he climbs the rest of the way into Peter's apartment.
“You know it, baby boy. Gotta reputation to uphold.”
“I’ve got $20 in my wallet and a pink Starburst in my hoodie pocket,” Peter offers.
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- Part 12 of scenes from the spideypool discord
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30 May 2025
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John Watson is left-handed.
He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.
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- 45,153
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- 9/9
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- 5
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12 May 2025
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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- 1/1
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10 May 2025
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The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.
Can be read as a stand alone. Cowritten with MirrorSkippy.
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- Part 2 of The Infiltrate Series
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 288
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09 May 2025
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Rudeness and Retribution by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
25 Nov 2019
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Elizabeth Bennet is not one to take an insult lying down, and she decides that Mr. Darcy must be punished for his rude comment. With some inspiration from Caroline Bingley, she sets out to exact her revenge.
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- English
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- 10,702
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 324
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- 2,913
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25 Apr 2025
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Eavesdropping by unbreakable13
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
03 Oct 2020
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During his stay in Rosings, Mr. Darcy accidentally hears a conversation between Elizabeth and Charlotte. And the tragic event that follows gives rise to a very different first proposal.
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- English
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- 33,588
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- 19/19
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- 825
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05 Apr 2025
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An Ever-Fixed Mark by AMarguerite
Fandom: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
28 Oct 2017
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05 Apr 2025
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i tend to tell what is honest by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Jan 2025
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"It's okay if that's a dealbreaker," Peter said in the smallest voice Wade had ever heard him use. It still carried like a foghorn over the low chatter and smooth jazz in the café. "I know it's, like, weird. I'm weird. And I can do it alone, I've been alone for years!"
"You're not weird, Pete," Wade corrected him.
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Asexual Peter experiences "biological urges" that Wade can fulfil.
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- Part 25 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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09 Mar 2025
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The First New Year by Phoenix_Rose
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Jan 2025
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Vulcans do not exaggerate. They do not indulge in metaphor. Therefore, when Spock leans over to Jim and murmurs, for his captain’s ears only, that he is certain he would prefer to be negotiating with Klingons than waiting here, his own ears already aching with the racket of the studio, he means it.
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The first year of the five-year mission is rapidly drawing to a close, and the admirals want the Federation's most famous command team to provide a commemorative interview.
Someone should have warned them about Spock.
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- English
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- 1,612
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- 1/1
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- 22
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- 262
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06 Jan 2025
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standing sentinel by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) for 7iris
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors
18 Dec 2018
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He gestures towards himself, towards her. Fist against his heart, and a chirp. Partners.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 138
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- 1,807
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19 Nov 2024
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Alex tests Morgan.
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- Part 20 of Solo fics.
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19 Oct 2024
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Not so bad Not so good by JGallifrey
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
08 Jul 2022
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Morgan is still Chad's sidekick and Alex wants to know why. A friendship and a one-sided crush begins.
I'm not so good with summaries and this is the first fic I let out of my head for others to see.
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18 Oct 2024
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The Cat's Guide to Compromise by pearlyeverlasting
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995)
26 May 2020
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Elizabeth Bennet refuses to be compromised. Elizabeth Bennet suspects that Fitzwilliam Darcy is actually a feral cat in a human body. This all works surprisingly well.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,004
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 771
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- 3,160
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Bookmarked by TreesAndCheese
15 Oct 2024