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Shane is stuck in a time loop. Ilya believes him.
“I fix things,” Ilya promises. Hollander’s eyes flit to his lips, and Ilya understands it. Gets where his ugly had come in, gets how he has hurt Hollander. Cannot let it happen again. It is okay that it will hurt. It will only hurt for the hours until this Ilya is gone.
Ilya tugs again on his jeans until Hollander is close to kiss, and then he forgets the jeans so that he can hold Hollander as he kisses him. He wipes away those messy tears and kisses him and kisses him and kisses him until Hollander’s phone alarm goes off again.
Hollander fumbles his phone out of his pocket.
“You make backup alarm for witch,” Ilya bemoans, “but are late for me.”
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Beastie Besties by Trolleyy
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Mar 2026
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Jaskier is a YouTuber, and his schtick is going to haunted places and trying to communicate with / channel ghosts and monsters and stuff through the healing power of music. Which is cute and all, but not at all helpful for handling actual vengeful spirits and monsters. Geralt gets dragged out of retirement to make sure Jaskier doesn't get himself killed. He's none too happy about it.
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The Nighthowler case ends with a giant rift in Judy and Nick's partnership. Nick tries to give her space until a serial killer case brings them right back together.
_____________________________________________________________________________“Well, I’ll be,” Nick drawls. “Carrots aren’t native to these parts.”
He doesn’t say it very loudly, but Judy’s ears immediately twitch and pivot in his direction.
“Nick?” Her voice sounds so fragile, and Nick can’t tell, he doesn’t remember how to read her, he doesn’t know what that quaver in her voice means…
“Yeah,” he rasps, and Judy pelts through the remaining haze to full-body tackle him to the ground.
“Don’t you dare,” she squeaks indignantly, "in your entire life, ever, disappear like that again.”
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Miles and Gwen have been doing the Spider-Man thing for a few years now. But when a slip-up results in Miles's new roommate Ganke finding out, Ganke has some notes about areas they've been overlooking.
“Okay, so what do the webs sound like?”
“Thwip,” Miles says beleagueredly. He belatedly tracks that answering the question is actively harming his ignorance front. “Presumably, I mean. I bet it’d be more of a thwip than a splat." -
High Score by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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Wade very quickly wriggles his way into Peter's life. Peter's having a very difficult time determining why.
“We’re celebrating your birthday, remember?” Peter says. “And I took off patrol for this, so we’re doing it.”
“Why?”
“Because we’re friends,” Peter says. As soon as he says it, he’s questioning it. Wade has never called them friends before, and he’s always had vaguely hero worship thing going on. Maybe Wade’s not interested in friendship with Peter Parker. Maybe that’s been the reason Peter’s been feeling stuck—because he wants something that Wade’s not interested in. “Right?” -
From Hell, With Love by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jun 2025
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Whenever Deadpool comes back from the dead, New York is a little too obsessed with him for a couple of days. Peter’s not a fan.
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Peter paused in the middle of the student union to gape at the streaming footage of Sandman running headlong into a building. It was hard to make heads or tails of the location between the debris floating around and the fact that the cameraman kept panning after Deadpool.
“He’s so dreamy,” Gwen sighed, and Peter’s brow furrowed.
“Deadpool?”
“Yeah,” Gwen said.
Peter swallowed hard and started backing towards the main door. “I’ve gotta go.” -
Genius Boy by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Apr 2025
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Wade puts on a hybrid fratboy-jock bully persona to de-stress Peter while he’s waiting for his laptop to turn back on. Sex is unappetizing, but Wade likes how dumb it makes Peter.
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Carlton Lassiter is a very practical man. He's also very lonely and tired of getting woken up in the middle of the night to save Spencer's tail.
The answer's obvious.
And for whatever reason, Spencer agrees.
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All Out of F**** to Give by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Mar 2025
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Wade tries to up the fic rating after somebody steals his f-bomb.
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Arthur was born as the crown prince and sole heir to the throne. It makes self-discovery nearly impossible until some rude berk starts saying "sire" sarcastically and acting all invested in Arthur.
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“You could be queen to me,” Merlin says.
Merlin’s arms wrap around Arthur’s shoulders, and Arthur always forgets how tall Merlin is, how his gawky arms have enough of a wingspan that Arthur is easily embraced.
Arthur was foolish to believe that would be the end of it.
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The Cursed Prince by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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The reigning council of Regines hires a disreputable mercenary fighter to protect their prince from a demon’s curse. It goes well for all of two days.
Stupid spindles. Stupid princes who argue curse semantics. Now Wade’s got to go rescue his brat of a charge from the tower guarded by a seemingly invincible spider demon. It’d help if he could figure out why the demon’s acting so strange, but the council is too busy breathing down his neck to listen and Spidey is so gods-be-damned cryptic. -
I Did It My Way by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Aug 2024
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Wade Wilson is cursed with obedience. As he fights for free will, he finds himself in increasingly dire circumstances. Is the fight for freedom worth the consequences? Is anything worth more than his freedom?
An Ella Enchanted Spideypool AU
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Death Master File by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Miles Morales Reluctant Celebrity
13 May 2024
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After two years presumed dead, Peter Parker returns.
But who will tell the IRS?!??Set in the same universe as Sparkstarthetrashcan's "Miles Morales, Reluctant Celebrity" series (The Eyes of New York, The Heart of New York). This is a silly fic because I've had it UP TO HERE with the angst. (Seriously cannot recommend it enough.)
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Jaskier has found unconventional love following the mountain divorce. Naturally, Geralt shows up to ruin it.
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- Part 1 of Prompt Acquired
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Absolute Civilian Wade Wilson by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Mar 2024
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Wade is healing from his latest suicide attempt when Spider-Man crashes into him (quite literally). Wade isn't used to getting civilian treatment from Spidey.
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- Part 2 of Absolute Civilian
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Jaskier had always been a bit in love with Geralt, but he figured nothing would ever come of it. He’s pleasantly surprised.
It’s not real.
(Spoiler in top author’s note)
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Absolute Civilian Peter Parker by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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Peter lives my worst grocery-store related nightmare.
Fortunately, Deadpool is there to make it better.
(He does not. Peter is so stressed.)This is not a "Spidey and Pool are friends but don't know each other's civilian identities fic". This is "Peter is alarmed by Deadpool and avoiding him whenever possible" fic.
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- Part 1 of Absolute Civilian
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POV Greg Lestrade
It couldn’t have been any more obvious how they felt about each other, how they responded to each other on an instinctual level and redirected one another around crime scenes and into cabs. The best Greg could figure, as John rotated tirelessly through girlfriends, was that this was some sort of chicken game, where the both of them knew exactly what they both wanted, but nonetheless wanted to push the other to the brink.
Oh God, they were totally edging each other.
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Before the first Trial of the Grasses, Geralt loved to sing. By the end of the second trial, he would barely talk.
(Based on the first two seasons from Netflix)
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Little Beau Pete Loves to Eat (and Wade Would Love to Stuff Him) by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jun 2023
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Peter thought he was about to die and he didn’t want to die a ghost, with no one knowing Spider-Man’s name. So he blurted his name to Wade.
Fortunately, Peter did not die.
Unfortunately, Wade completely forgot his name.
And yeah, Peter’s got some feelings about that.Alternatively: Spidey's pissy and Wade tries to fix it with food.