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  1. EPIC: The Musical Fics By Sarahphina ☆ by

    Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)

    24 Jun 2025

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  2. The Prince at The Festival (EPIC: The Musical) Series ♪ by

    Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)

    10 May 2025

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  1. Public Bookmark 85

    facehugger rocky by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    31 May 2026

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    Grace points at the five tentacles.

    “So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”

    Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.

    “Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”

    “It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”

    Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.

    “Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”

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    31 May 2026

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    if anything happened to this author, i'd kill everyone and then myself

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    I'd wave my hand, reveal the stars by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    31 May 2026

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    The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.

    "I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.

    "Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"

    "No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."

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    28 May 2026

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    A Complete Guide to 'Limited HTML' on AO3 by

    Fandoms: No Fandom  

    31 Oct 2025

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    12 May 2026

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    pilot study (knowledge gaps) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    07 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.

    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

    OPEN, COPY, FIND by

    Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

    24 Feb 2026

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    You DATE your dresser for the first time.
    You DATE your dresser for the first time.
    You DATE your dresser for the first time.

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    24 Feb 2026