UglyTurnip
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An aging priest finds a starving boy in an abandoned village. I was writing something for the current character I'm playing in a campaign, and decided to post it here.
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- English
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A free verse poem about religious guilt, internalized homophobia, and mourning what could have been. Fantasy-themed.
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Your Mummy and You by UglyTurnip
Fandoms: Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys
22 Feb 2023
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Johannes believed he was a master thief, at least until he made the grave mistake of robbing a pharaoh's tomb. Given a choice between execution or forced marriage, he goes for the latter. Written from his account as the events unfold, this is the story of how real love blossomed between complete strangers, as well as how a kingdom was ultimately saved from conquest by an ancient enemy.
Edit: As of 4/20/2024, this story will be on hiatus while I rework the entire plot. In the meantime, I will return with other Your Mamono and You stories.
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- Part 3 of Your Mamono and You
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An Anxious Nereid's Lament by UglyTurnip
Fandoms: Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys
12 Feb 2023
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Every day, a boat rows out towards the center of a quiet bay. The fisher spends their day in contented silence, unaware that they are being watched by a woman who feels like a fish out of water in her own body.
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The Things She Does For Love by UglyTurnip
Fandoms: Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel)
03 Feb 2023
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A series of random, yet connected short chapters and arcs revolving around Monika's hare-brained schemes to win MC's heart. Mostly fluff, but not always.
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Your Mamono and You by UglyTurnip
Fandom Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys
22 Feb 2023
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The Doggoneverse by UglyTurnip
Fandom Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys
25 Jan 2022
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- 2
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UglyTurnip's Crack/Meme Fanfictions by UglyTurnip
Fandom Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Family Guy (Cartoon), Fortnite (Video Game), Garfield - All Media Types, Left 4 Dead (Video Games), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Real Person Fiction, Suicide Squad (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Undertale (Video Game)
12 Feb 2019
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I have a love for writing crackfic. Part of the reason for why that is stems from the fact that crackfic allows me to put whatever characters I want together without anyone really needing a reason why. Some of my fics are simply shitposts and nothing more, while others actually have a little effort thrown in. Regardless, I hope you all enjoy!
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A short commission. The title belies the depths of passion that lie within.
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Bookmarked by UglyTurnip
14 Apr 2024
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The traditional Danuki marriage is an often controversial affair that is seen as a sort of “necessary evil” by these Mamono. This is the story of how Jane failed at it and succeeded at it at the same time.
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- Part 2 of Marriage Story
Bookmarked by UglyTurnip
14 May 2023
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The saga begins
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- Part 1 of Journey of the Magi
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- English
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Bookmarked by UglyTurnip
03 Mar 2023
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A paladin's morals and resolve are tested when he confronts the unicorn he was sent to find.
Bookmarked by UglyTurnip
16 Feb 2023
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The last heir of a long bloodline discovers the horror his family kept underneath their home. And it is eager to serve him.
Bookmarked by UglyTurnip
01 Feb 2023