14 Works by Ultimatefan
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Neighbors Belle French and Claudius Gold were dating for a number of months when they suddenly refuse to communicate – except through posting signs in their adjacent windows. It’s rather clear that someone is going to have to talk some sense into these knuckleheads…
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Big Things Come In Small Packages by Ultimatefan for WorryinglyInnocent
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Stargate Universe
31 Dec 2017
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When Destiny arrives at yet another planet the crew has never encountered, a recently unlocked database gives them important information regarding the inhabitants of the planet. Doctor Rush and a small group of crew members are assigned to gather supplies, and more important info to add to the database for the ship. When Dr. Rush is the only one who makes it through the Gate and onto the planet's surface, he initially thinks it's a catastrophe, but soon comes to realize that this little glitch in their plans could've been the best possible outcome for him...
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When Rumford Gold Was a Soccer Player, But Belle's The One Who Scores by Ultimatefan
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
17 Sep 2017
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When Rumford Gold says Belle can ‘explore the house’ while he's working at the pawnshop one day, one of the last things she expected to find was something that would not only shed some light on his past, but turn her on more than she could imagine.
(Yes, I'm aware of how incredibly cheesy the title is. XD)
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Gnomeland Security [Original] 'Plot Breakdown' by Ultimatefan
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
14 Feb 2017
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Basically the really dumb, not 100% readable English sentences that consist of the ORIGINAL, UNEDITED plot of every chapter of "Gnomeland Security" for your viewing pleasure! :D
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- Part 3 of Gnomeland 'Verse
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Hey look! That “deleted scene” from the Gnomeland Security chapter “Oh Gnome You Didn’t” (this is referenced later in “Go Big or Go Gnome”) I promised forever ago!
Basically ‘Lacey’ and Jefferson get SUPER hammered (or, you know, at least LACEY does), and yet more stupidity and dorkiness ensues. There’s a very small time jump forward from the very last ‘canon’ event in the “Oh Gnome You Didn’t” and this scene, so if the beginning sounds a bit ‘clunky’ to be something that stands on its own, that’s probably why XDSeries
- Part 2 of Gnomeland 'Verse
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Storybrooke’s annual street fair is everyone’s favorite, fun little event in town. Although, it happened to fall on a rather hot day this year (well, hot for Maine anyways). Rather unfortunate for certain librarian who doesn’t do very well in hot climates, but a particular pawnshop owner might wind up finding himself rather fortunate today…
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LET'S GATHER 'ROUND THE CAMPFIRE... by Ultimatefan for B_does_the_write_thing
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
09 Jan 2017
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...AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
(yes, this is pretty much going EXACTLY where you think it’s going eventually lol)Mr. Gold having an unexpected talent, and bonus (sort-of) young!Swanfire! :D
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Getting Carried Away by Ultimatefan for rowofstars, WorryinglyInnocent
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
31 Dec 2016
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Takes place after the girls night with Ruby and Emma, but a night or so before Belle and Mr. Gold's second dinner date in the 'What She Was Missing' canon timeline, but not 100% necessary to read the original fic to 'get' this, so no worries on that
Couldn't really figure out how to fit this into the original storyline without confusing the shit out of everybody, but figured it was worth posting still :awesomeface:
Written for December 2016 Rumbelling smut prompt: lipstick, lubricant, let go, leather
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- Part 2 of What She Was Missing
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Rum gains some new followers on his Tumblr, but one ends up being a type of blog he would've never expected to be following him. What the bloody hell was he going to tell Belle?
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After a drunken Belle lets a bunch of her darkest sexual fantasies she has involving a certain handsome Scottish gentleman (that she has a HUGE crush on) slip while having a girl's night with her best friends Ruby and Emma, Ruby takes it upon herself to get Belle to visit a website she highly recommends because reasons. Also some absolutely ridiculous shit happens. And posh cat is fucking posh.
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- Part 1 of What She Was Missing
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No one ever said that married life was easy.
This was especially true through the eyes of Mr. Gold, who found himself married to one of the most (if not the most) beautiful women he’d ever seen in his life. Marriage may not be 'easy', per say, but at least thus far there weren’t too many challenges in theirs (none that they couldn’t overcome, anyway)… until now, that is. -
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The 'Golden Talents Agency' is bought out by a rich business owner in order to be saved from possible bankruptcy. The previous owner, and now simply manager, of the agency, Mr. Rumsley Gold, feels that the company he worked so hard to create is effectively stolen from him when the new owner's son takes over the business without Gold's permission and turns everything on its head. Enraged and determined to take his company back, buyout or not, he journeys to New York to seek out someone he believes has the 'spark' he's always looked for in talented people, and is pleasantly surprised when he finds it in one of the last places he'd thought it would be...
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Normally, people know not to mess with Mr. Gold, namely not to irritate him in any way shape or form, but his lovely, snarky new neighbor doesn’t seem to be aware of that yet, nor does she care.
***8/3 UPDATE: Hey look at that, the rating jumped up the 'E' already! :pervyface:
***8/11 UPDATE: I'm incredibly pleased to give a MASSIVE shout out to endangeredslug on Tumblr (a.k.a Endangered_Slug here on Ao3) for this fic's official title! Woo!
So I was at my parents’ house when I read this suggestion for the title and literally almost fell out of my fucking chair laughing while my brain simultaneously exploded from overexposure to pure awesome, to where my mom knocks on the door of the room I’m in and sees me half dying with laughter like ‘wth’ holy shit, dude, that was pure GOLD XDThanks to all who provided title suggestions via Tumblr, and to everybody who's been reading this fic, you all are adorable and I love you <3
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- Part 1 of Gnomeland 'Verse
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This fic exists for exactly three reasons:
1) There was this one point where a picture of Emilie De Ravin appeared on my Tumblr dash where she’s wearing a black, rather low-cut tank top and looks friggin amazing (you know, as per usual), and basically ALL the comments on it boiled down to ‘HOLY TITS, SHE’S EVEN HOTTER NOW, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE’ and I thought it was absolutely hysterical.
2) I’m garbage
3) …Lets just be real here, this gives me the perfect excuse for PWP, and I went absolutely fucking nuts with this one #iregretnothing