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(COMPLETED) - Childe thought he could bear any burden, until silk flowers bloomed in his lungs. Confession alone, no matter how heartfelt, couldn’t cure hanahaki. The flowers would not vanish if the afflicted felt unloved or abandoned—and Zhongli had given him every reason to feel that way. Every cruel word, every absence, had convinced Childe he was nothing more than a tool, discarded when no longer useful.
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Following the Osial incident, the Tsaritsa entrusted Childe with a near-impossible mission: retrieving the stolen Electro Gnosis from Scaramouche, a task that carried an unspoken certainty of his demise. Meanwhile, Zhongli, burdened by guilt over how he treated Childe and grappling with feelings he had long ignored, was stunned to find another person claiming the Eleventh seat. With Childe's whereabouts unknown, Zhongli embarked on a desperate journey to uncover the truth.
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Alpha Who Loves an Alpha? Childe Says No! by Ultralazypotato
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Jan 2025
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Thanks to a suspicious book about alpha romances, Childe became convinced that Zhongli was in a forbidden relationship with a scholar named Alhaitham. Determined to win his mate back, Childe began preparing for a journey to Sumeru. He might be an omega, but Childe was also a former Harbinger. Confrontation didn’t scare him, and he certainly wasn’t afraid of a feeble scholar.
This misunderstanding is undoubtedly one for the history books—or at least the comedy section.
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Ad Astra Per Aspera by Ultralazypotato for scheinen
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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The abyss had left its mark on Childe, distorting everything about him. Even his fated mate couldn’t smell the truth of their bond.
Life is like a slapstick comedy for Childe. Everyone laughed when he got hurt.
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How to Save The World and Secure A Mate in Your Spare Time by Ultralazypotato
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2025
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When a sinister plot threatens Mondstadt’s omegas, Kaeya is forced to rely on Childe to unravel the mystery. When a Knight’s captain teams up with an ex-Harbinger, what could possibly go wrong?
(Everything, of course—and their mates are guaranteed a few serious headaches.)
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Three minutes and forty-three seconds. That's how late Midland City's Alhaitham was to the bar where he was supposed to stumble upon Kaveh and take him home.
One minute and twenty-four seconds. That's how long Kaveh had been gone by the time he finally arrived. The moment passed, the chance at reconciliation passing with it.
Oh well. It's not like HaiKaveh is a lode-bearing wall of the universe or anything.
Wait. Where's Tighnari? Why hasn't Zhongli showed up to temper Tartaglia's awful personality? And what are all these Rifthounds doing in the middle of Midland City? Does the whole of reality really depend on two emotionally stunted know-it-alls getting over themselves and making out?!
The Gods have a plan to fix this mess. Rip an Alhaitham who got it right out of his own world - Teyvat will do - set him down in Midland City, and tell him to hop to it with the flirting business. Right. Because Alhaitham, in any universe, is known for being so good at taking orders....
Or: A Half-AU Half-Teyvat fic where Alhaitham has to convince Kaveh to fall into his waiting arms, or the world is literally over.
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25 Feb 2025
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Like a Stray in Morepesok by A_ToastToTheOutcasts
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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A week before Ajax turns 23, he almost floods a country.
Almost is the key word there, but he doesn't think anyone cares for him pointing it out.
Injured, seething, and heartbroken, Ajax can’t even lick his wounds in solitude — there’s still work to be done, bridges to mend. With opportunists at every corner, he can trust no one but himself, no matter what his heart begs him to consider.
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26 Oct 2024
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Tartali Beauty and the Beast AU.
Zhongli was sent to Tartaglia as retribution for the village. He was pleasantly surprised that he actually enjoyed Tartaglia's company.
Maybe a little bit too much.
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- Part 7 of tartali married with child(ren)
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08 Dec 2023
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devouring divinity, divine devourer by ThrillShockSuspense
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jun 2024
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On his way out of the Golden House, Childe overhears a conversation between Signora and Zhongli. After realizing that his fellow Harbinger and Morax himself were co-conspiring against him all along, he refuses to be thrown under the cart and decides to rip their plans to shreds by defeating Osial himself and becoming Liyue’s saviour.
Or: Childe’s spite earns him godhood.
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25 Jun 2023
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from the depth, to the shoreline by Fluffisgreat (Tealcoded), Tealcoded
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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Childe like to drown his feeling. Literally.
After Osial, he frequently goes to lakes, usually Luhua Pool. Making sure no one is around before stepping into the water. He'll float a bit before taking a deep breath and let himself sink.
Before, back in the abyss, inside the water is where he feels most safe, apart from his Master's side.
But here in Liyue, there’s no Master.
It aches something terrible in Ajax's chest, because Liyue used to be warm. It almost feels like home.
But no more.
So he returns to the water, where it feels more safe, much like a creature of the depth he truly is inside.
When he emerges, everything will be muffled either from lack of oxygen or the after-effect of the underwater silence. There'll be dizziness, but it is worth it for the few moments in which he becomes one with hydro. Free from thoughts of his mission, about Zhongli, about Liyue.
But of course, nothing lasts. Not for him. Ajax is never that lucky.
One of Zhongli's Adepti saw him.
[In which a series of misunderstandings and well-meaning friends hilariously push Zhongli and Childe to finally do their overly waited reunion.]
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- Part 1 of Voyaging with You
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30 May 2023