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    It was by complete accident, how Harry ended up taking a restraining order out against Malfoy. A distraction, a mix up with some paper work, and before they know it they have to stay ten feet apart from each other at all times—which makes it very difficult to keep up the rivals-with-benefits thing they’ve currently got going on.

    So… how many horny ways can they break a restraining order?

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “That’s a pretty good bedside manner, Dr. Lecter,” Will murmured.

     

    “I’ve never received a complaint,” Hannibal replied without flinching as he smoothed the sheets over Will’s stomach. “Though I am a bit out of practice.”

     

    “It’s like riding a bike.”

     

    Hannibal smiled mildly. “And being my patient? Is that like riding a bike, Will?”

     

    Their eyes finally met again, and Will felt the tickle of danger on his flesh once more that made his breath quicken. He should have been ashamed of himself, but shame — that burden that he had carried for so long — felt far away, a rotting carcass at the bottom of an ocean.

     

    “Something like that,” he said.

     

    [When Will catches a tropical virus, it's an opportunity for Hannibal to play doctor again - only this time Will isn't content to let him hide behind the guise of medicine.]

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    22 Dec 2025

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    A stubborn lock of hair gets tucked behind Malfoy's ear twenty-six times. Harry only counts because what else has he got to do.

    Homework, Hermione's shrill voice sounds in his head. Oh, Harry, you have so much homework, you're behind on everything, what are you doing? Did you really come back for eighth year just to spy on Draco Malfoy again?

    It's a good question. Twenty-seven, now.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.

    An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    St. Mungo's Healer Draco Malfoy is used to being pushed to his limits when providing aide to the ailing, but when an unexpected encounter with an out of character Harry Potter throws his life out of balance one night, he is forced to ask himself how far he's willing to push his own levels of discomfort to be of aid to a man in need of help that only he can provide.

    And once that need for aid is over, how will he find balance in his life again?

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    17 Dec 2025