UselessAngelChild



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tim's just been sold to One Direction.

    Wait. Pause. Back up. Tim has just been sold to the Waynes.

    He feels like fanfiction should have prepared him more for this. However, standing on the driveway and staring up at Wayne Manor, Tim feels like a stereotypical school kid about to take a math test they didn’t study for.

     

    OR:
    Tim expects to console Bruce Wayne in his grief, and maybe even cheer him up after the loss of his son. He does NOT expect Jason Todd to open the door and offer him a tour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,970
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    823
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    5,715

    09 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 60

    Tags
    Summary

    Sick of being single, Severus posts an application for all 6k of his followers to see.

    Things go sideways when he reviews them on the timeline, live tweets the dates, and more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,686
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    6,786

    29 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 49

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry, born in Outer Banks, arrives at Hogwarts, not all what anyone expects.
    Tranquility wasn't something Harry knew, as he lived adventures in both World.
    Can Hogwarts sur vive a Harry Potter whose philosophy is "Stupid thing always lead to good"?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,389
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2,599

    04 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.

    Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.

    Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.

    So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?

    --

    In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,032
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    45
    Comments:
    1,306
    Kudos:
    11,819
    Bookmarks:
    3,319
    Hits:
    224,617

    21 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter G. Wayne is overwhelmed by blackouts, unexplained bruises, and vivid dreams he can’t make sense of.

    At the same time, Gotham’s newest vigilante, a web-slinging hero calling himself Spider-Man, is stirring up chaos and testing the patience of the Bat-Family.

    Struggling to prove his worth to his family while battling his own insecurities, Peter searches for answers about his strange condition. But the truth about Spider-Man’s identity hits far closer to home than he ever expected, forcing him to confront secrets his own family has been hiding—even from himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    189,640
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    2,926
    Kudos:
    4,458
    Bookmarks:
    785
    Hits:
    161,442

    12 Oct 2025