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I’ll love whatever kicks me hardest in the mouth by Useless_Umbrella
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
11 Jul 2025
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In front of Shou was the miserable body of an older student, who flopped to the ground like a speared fish.
He swears it was an accident.
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Charlie and Pim return from their space adventure hungry, exhausted, and slightly horny.
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Killua has avoided Gon for four years, too hurt and traumatized by the things Gon did when they fought the Chimera Ants to stay with him (don't read if you haven't finished the anime, otherwise spoilers). Gon shows up in Yorknew, where Killua lives. Angst ensues.
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30 Sep 2025
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“Well, my goal was to get you to take me to bed. So far, everything is going according to plan,” he blurts because subtle is not Kurapika’s specialty.
Leorio tosses his head back, laughing. The sound is like a loud whoop. His posture elongates his throat, accentuating his prominent jawline and those broad, oh so tempting shoulders. It’s a sight to behold.
“You know, getting me to the bedroom doesn’t need any planning. I’m a very willing participant,” Leorio says, halfheartedly reaching for his glasses.
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In which a repressed Kurapika tries to seduce Leorio.
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18 Sep 2025
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your heart on the line by luftballons99 for violetslilacsandhyacinth
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
08 Mar 2017
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"They run. Killua doesn’t know where, but it doesn’t matter. Alluka is calling after them, but it doesn’t matter. His lungs are raw and breathless, his feet are still bare from when he left his shoes by Mito-san’s front door, his knees still hurt from where they had collided with the hard wooden pier not too long ago -
It doesn’t matter. All that matters is Gon’s fingers hot and tight around Killua’s wrist. Gon’s ragged breath, matching Killua’s own. Gon’s shoulders, with mossy mountains and vast seas cradled between them, shifting while he runs and Killua runs after him."
(In which Killua learns how to trust again and Gon learns how to earn it back.)
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17 Sep 2025
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Leorio, having had Gon as his foster son for over year and seeing his progress has made the decision to accept another child into their home.
When he gets the call for an emergency placement, only a few days to prepare, he is thrilled when he hears this new boy is quiet.
Only, now, he is beginning to feel maybe a quiet boy is much more difficult to help and now he isn’t so sure he is right for this task.
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20 Aug 2025
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Five years without any contact was a long time. The distance had built new walls on top of old wounds. They were still best friends, maybe, but did they really know each other anymore? In an ideal situation, they'd spend some time alone, maybe go on a few small adventures. Take it slow. Rediscover what drew them to each other in the first place.
But Killua had officially decided that the situation was not ideal. In fact, it was so much the opposite that he was going to have an enormous hickey on the inside of his elbow.
Because instead of taking things slow, they were pretending to make out in a closet.
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16 Aug 2025