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Разминулись by Госпожа Кринжа (Valcha)
Fandoms: Дух Mоей Oбщаги | My Student Spirit (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2025
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— Блять. — Дима и сам не замечает, как выдыхает во влажный воздух со всей незаметностью хруста сломанной ветки в тишине.
Антон смеётся: резко, неуместно и истерично так, что аж не по себе.
— Думаю, сложившуюся ситуацию можно уже смело охарактеризовать как «пиздец». Но твой вариант тоже подходит.
| Душечкин ханахаки ау с перспективой Димы.
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- Part 1 of Душки Ханахаки АУ
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Крендельки by Госпожа Кринжа (Valcha)
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 May 2025
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Сборник стишков-пирожков по разным фильмам вселенной Людей Икс.
Где-то половина из этого Черик, но и непейринговых смешнявок с другими героями тоже достаточно, в том числе по оригинальной трилогии.
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Ford is so jealous of Stan. They're sitting at the swings, idly talking about unachievable dreams, and he cannot stop thinking about the yellow marks on Stan's shoulder blades. A pine tree on the left, a shooting star on the right. There is a perfect place for a third mark right between them, but it's not there.
Soulmate AU, Billford-centric. Ford's only soulmark is the eye of providence; Bill isn't even supposed to have one, but it doesn't stop him.
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Божий одуванчик by Госпожа Кринжа (Valcha)
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
20 Apr 2024
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Профессор всё время разбрасывается угрозами о том, что заставит очередного проказника считать себя шестилетней девочкой, но никто никогда не видел, чтобы они претворялись в жизнь. До одного случая.
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Fuck Bruce Wayne by Valcha
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2024
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"Okay," Oliver began, "we've already had our fair share of actors, singers and TV show hosts, and no one fucking remembers how classical writers look," the whole room simultaneously looked at Batman, who just shrugged barely enough to be perceived, "so I guess, now famous billionaires edition. Fuck, marry, kill: Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne, Elon Musk."
"Hey! That's two villains on the list!"
Recent series
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Душки Ханахаки АУ by Госпожа Кринжа (Valcha)
Fandom: Дух Mоей Oбщаги | My Student Spirit (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2025
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“Sage,” Charles says, blinking awake. Erik blinks up at him, then takes his eyes off to the nightstand. There are ten minutes left before Charles’ alarm wakes them up. “What is it?”“Good morning, Professor. And Magneto, I suppose.”
Erik makes a sound to confirm his presence.
“Elon Musk is vague-tweeting you.”
Erik blinks harder. “What does that mean?”
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- Part 2 of social media
Bookmarked by Valcha
06 Nov 2025
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The Many Names of One Very Special Clone Boy by JpegDotJpeg
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
07 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake is a solitary creature, whether by necessity or by natural predisposition. But he’s good at being alone. He’s learned to enjoy his own company, to take solace in his own cognizance. Aided by the brisk air of Gotham’s night air and a thrilling sense of independence, Tim learns that some things feel more special when you get to keep them for yourself. Unaccompanied walks down the school halls and singular movie tickets and dinners-for-one aren’t so bad when he can entertain himself with his own thoughts.
Tim has become so good at being alone, he can almost pretend he isn’t desperate for the unconditional love and companionship that a soulmate would guarantee.
It would be nice, Tim thinks, to have someone in his life who actually wants him. Someone who won’t leave every chance they get. Someone who enjoys his presence instead of merely tolerating it. Someone for whom he isn’t an obligation.
Still his wrist remains blank.
Until it doesn't.
For TimKon Week 2022; Day 7: Soulmates
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- Part 6 of TimKon Week 2022
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01 Nov 2025
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Simple Answers by glymr, iesika for iambickilometer
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
20 Jul 2016
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Alfred always knows just what to say.
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- Part 2 of Complicated Questions, Simple Answers
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29 Oct 2025
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Stan Pines didn't think his life could get much worse. Until it did. Now he has no home, no car, no money, and no thumbs.
Luckily for him he stumbles upon his estranged twin Ford in the woods.
Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him.
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- Part 1 of Cat Stan
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26 Oct 2025
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A murder mystery at Smallville High drives Kon to brush up on his detective skills – and his undercover work. He might need to call in some help. Good thing his best friend is an expert at both.
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22 Oct 2025