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Ice, blood, memories of war, and an unbearable cold.
Sampo Koski has never been a hero, and Gepard Landau has never known how to surrender. When their worlds collide in the midst of a snowy apocalypse, both must choose: trust one another, or perish alone.
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23 Jun 2026
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Gepard feels unwell every time he looks at Sampo. At the exposed sides and that foolish smile. A kind of hunger rises deep in his stomach, his hands start to itch, and his teeth grind with the desire to bite, to devour, to squeeze.
Gepard doesn’t understand what is happening, but he really wants to bite Sampo on the side.Bookmarked by Valw8812
25 May 2026
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“By the look on your face Captain, I think you must have misunderstood the premise of my business.” Sampo widened his arms illustratively. “This is a pawn shop. P-A-W-N not P-O-“
Gepard could feel an annoyingly warm heat beginning to settle on his cheeks. His forehead fell rather ungracefully into his palm with an exasperated sigh.
“I get it, Sampo.”
Sampo, however, did not seem to get it. Or perhaps he was hell bent on embarrassing Gepard as much as humanly possible.
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Sampo opens up a pawnbrokers that may or may not be a piss poor attempt to re-sell illegally obtained ancient artefacts.
Gepard may or may not be on the brink of strangling the life out of him.
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- Part 4 of sampo & gepard.
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25 May 2026
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Six Months Trapped in Your Absence by Watermelons_are_cool
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 May 2026
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“Twelve continuous messages all different and with definite personality and quote ‘pretty good humour’? Since when does Belobog have scam bots that advanced?” Serval rolled her eyes, pulling her welding helmet off. The scrap she was working on sizzles behind her as she grabs Gepard’s phone scrolling through the messages. “Geppie… They know your name, and they’re way of flirting is to reassure you.”
“…So it’s not a bot?”
“Ah, technology, one of your many weaknesses,” Serval hands the phone back over. “You have a secret admirer… Or a stalker. Depends which way you look at it. If it was me I’d block the number and move on.” She dons her welding helmet and goes back to her work, leaving a very tired Gepard standing alone.
Sampo goes missing for 6 months, and in his absence Gepard starts to question if he really hated Sampo all that much. During this time he also starts getting mysterious texts from an unknown number that claims to know him very well.
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25 May 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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18 Apr 2026