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Ice, blood, memories of war, and an unbearable cold.
Sampo Koski has never been a hero, and Gepard Landau has never known how to surrender. When their worlds collide in the midst of a snowy apocalypse, both must choose: trust one another, or perish alone.
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23 Jun 2026
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Gepard feels unwell every time he looks at Sampo. At the exposed sides and that foolish smile. A kind of hunger rises deep in his stomach, his hands start to itch, and his teeth grind with the desire to bite, to devour, to squeeze.
Gepard doesn’t understand what is happening, but he really wants to bite Sampo on the side.Bookmarked by Valw8812
25 May 2026
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“By the look on your face Captain, I think you must have misunderstood the premise of my business.” Sampo widened his arms illustratively. “This is a pawn shop. P-A-W-N not P-O-“
Gepard could feel an annoyingly warm heat beginning to settle on his cheeks. His forehead fell rather ungracefully into his palm with an exasperated sigh.
“I get it, Sampo.”
Sampo, however, did not seem to get it. Or perhaps he was hell bent on embarrassing Gepard as much as humanly possible.
❛ ━━･❪ ❁ ❫ ･━━ ❜
Sampo opens up a pawnbrokers that may or may not be a piss poor attempt to re-sell illegally obtained ancient artefacts.
Gepard may or may not be on the brink of strangling the life out of him.
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- Part 4 of sampo & gepard.
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25 May 2026
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Six Months Trapped in Your Absence by Watermelons_are_cool
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 May 2026
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“Twelve continuous messages all different and with definite personality and quote ‘pretty good humour’? Since when does Belobog have scam bots that advanced?” Serval rolled her eyes, pulling her welding helmet off. The scrap she was working on sizzles behind her as she grabs Gepard’s phone scrolling through the messages. “Geppie… They know your name, and they’re way of flirting is to reassure you.”
“…So it’s not a bot?”
“Ah, technology, one of your many weaknesses,” Serval hands the phone back over. “You have a secret admirer… Or a stalker. Depends which way you look at it. If it was me I’d block the number and move on.” She dons her welding helmet and goes back to her work, leaving a very tired Gepard standing alone.
Sampo goes missing for 6 months, and in his absence Gepard starts to question if he really hated Sampo all that much. During this time he also starts getting mysterious texts from an unknown number that claims to know him very well.
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25 May 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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18 Apr 2026
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When You Let Me In by pairedblessings (Isralenn)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Apr 2026
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Varka visits Flins's studio to have an old tattoo removed. He expected it to be fast and quick but somehow, ended up being intrigued by the tattooist himself. Flins keeps his interest hidden as far as he could but he could not stop being curious about Varka either.
This is a varflins fic.
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18 Apr 2026
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— Добрый вечер, Капитан, — привычно промурлыкал Сампо.
Гепарду шли водолазки: Сампо скользнул взглядом по его шее, снова вернулся к красивому лицу — и пропал. Гепард что-то сказал, но писк в ушах не дал разобрать слов. Он впервые смотрел на Сампо без раздражения.
Сначала его почти сбило с ног осознание, что за время спектакля со Стеллароном он успел сильно соскучиться за их игрой в кошки-мышки. Затем до него дошло, что он скучал не за чувством адреналина, не за удовольствием, которое испытывал, когда ускользал от Гепарда и его миньонов, продолжая ломать комедию. Он скучал по его вниманию, по пронизывающему насквозь взгляду и недовольному лицу, светлым нахмуренным бровям. Сампо чувствовал, как время превращалось в сладкую патоку, и как она же пеленала его сердце, стекая по горлу и расходясь по венам. Он впервые за много лет болезненно ощутил, как покрываются румянцем его щёки и уши.
Чёрт.
Или: история о Сампо Коски и его громадной, мучительной и позорной влюбленности в простого смертного — Капитана Гепарда Ландау.
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29 Mar 2026
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You know Gepard's idle where he blushes? I love him, I love his blush, so we make him blush.
5 + 1 trope, where 5 people make him blush, and 1 time he makes someone else blush.
1. Serval
2. Dan Heng
3. Bronya
4. Natasha
5. Sampo+1. Gepard
+ Bonus, Stelle!
Not all the relationships with the names listed above are romantic! Only one of them is, the other relationships are all platonic.
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28 Mar 2026
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the path of love declarations by agelesscaffeine
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Aug 2023
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"It's Gepard's world and we're just living in it," Seele comments, folding her arms over her chest.
"I know that look," Pela, hovering her hand over her mouth, fake whispers. "He gets like that when he thinks of a very specific troublemaker."
"Sampo?" Bronya, in between the two other girls, raises a brow in question.
The fic where after attending the love counseling by his friends, Gepard decides to act on his feelings.
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- Part 2 of a passage to romance
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28 Mar 2026
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the path to becoming a student council member by agelesscaffeine
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Aug 2023
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gepard - a model student with an outstanding track record who hopes to join the student council of his new school but can't seem to help himself from getting caught into a certain classmate's misadventures although he still does his best in proving his capabilities and still believes that in due time he'll achieve his goal.
sampo - a troublemaker.
(5 instances of sampard's highschool chaos +1 where they save the day)
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- Part 1 of a passage to romance
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28 Mar 2026
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Gepard knew he wasn't exactly what people would expect when they walked into a flower shop.
Afterall, no one quite expects their florist to be covered in tattoos, even if they're right next to a tattoo parlor. Hey, his sister was its owner, and that came with the perk of free tattoos, ok? He wasn't ashamed to take advantage of it, even if it did mean he was her guinea pig once she got the hang of it on fake skin.
Though, he had to admit, he hadn't expected to meet Serval's latest victim- er, employee, by him stumbling into his floral decor.
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Sampard/Gepo Week Day 6 - Florist/Tattoo AU
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- Part 10 of Honkai: Star Rail
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28 Mar 2026
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“Wow, we’re, like, really high up, aren’t we? There’s absolutely nothing connecting us to the ground right now. Not even a safety net. And they’re driving in the dark! Should this be legal?”
Did this man learn what “travel by plane” means before booking a flight? Gepard thought.
After a suspiciously long moment of peaceful somewhat-silence –- apart from obligatory baby cries and idle chatting -– the man spoke once more. This time, it may have been the worst thing he’d said in all of the ten minutes Gepard knew him.
“Hey, so… I’m feeling a little sick. Everyone must feel this way, right?”
Gepard counted to five in his head, then took a deep breath. His blue eyes felt icy cold in their sockets. “Perhaps you should see yourself to the restroom.”
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28 Mar 2026
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Picture Perfect by AGooseThatCanShitpost
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jan 2024
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Sampo "I need a picture of Gepard mid sneeze on my desk by tomorrow" Koski
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28 Mar 2026
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3 times Gepard ran into a funny looking cat, and 1 time he realised who it was it reminded him of.
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27 Mar 2026
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A fool plays a prank on Gepard.
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- Part 2 of Crossroads
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26 Mar 2026
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За все годы прилежной работы в полиции Гепард был уверен, что натаскал свои нервы до состояния близкого к титану, но в последнее время он почти слышит, как по натянутым, словно гитарным струнам, нервам, безжалостно скрежечет скрипичный смычок в лице Сампо каждый раз, стоит только увидеть придурковатого соседа.
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25 Mar 2026
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Cos I'm only human after all. by ds_110, Jimizler
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Jul 2024
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Он — Архитектор, надежда Белобога, надежда всей планеты.
Он — попавший под взор самого Клипота хранитель, обязанный защищать каждого.Он — Ландау.
– Я не знаю, что мне делать, – сипло, смертельно устало и до тихого ужаса обречённо шепчет Гепард, доверчиво уткнувшись в замёрзшую шею своим ледяным носом. – Я устал.
Он — всего лишь человек.
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25 Mar 2026
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Madam Poisson's Love & Relationships by zhennie for chromeplums
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Aug 2023
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Got a love problem? Need some relationship advice? Write in to Madam Poisson's weekly column at the Crystal Daily!
(or, this would work out a lot better for Sampo if Gepard took some advice)
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22 Mar 2026
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In Consideration of the Peculiar Criminal Record of Sampo Koski by eggio
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Apr 2024
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It's natural that, with the Stellaron dealt with and the Underworld open once more, crime has only increased. There's more opportunities now, more people to scam and steal from. It makes sense, then, that Sampo Koski has become more active than ever.
Gepard isn't surprised that Sampo has become more of a nuisance, a thorn in his side. It's entirely to be expected. It's shocking just how much of a problem Sampo has become, though.
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- Part 3 of Divinity AU
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22 Mar 2026
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The first portrait appeared in Gepard’s bedroom.
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A thing based on discussions of sampo being good at art on the sampard discord server!
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- Part 5 of Shen’s Sampard Saga
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22 Mar 2026