VampireTrickedInSteamRoom
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Snapshots of Guillermo and Laszlo's relationship throughout the years.
Canon-compliant and containing spoilers through the beginning of Season 5 episode 3.
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26 Jul 2023
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Break Me, Shake Me, Devastate Me by baguettereverie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jul 2023
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But if I was free to love you,
You wouldn't want me, would you?
Unavailability is the only thing that turns you on.Nandor felt that horrible sticky feeling - the one that felt like anger, sadness and desire were having an orgy in his ribcage - increase tenfold as Laszlo got on his knees and unzipped Guillermo’s trousers. He thought something inside him might break if he watched, so in lieu of anything better to look at, his eyes darted up to Guillermo's face. To his surprise, Guillermo’s eyes were already fixed on him, something vindictive and hungry in their expression.
[After accusing Laszlo and Guillermo of having sex behind his back, Nandor comes up with an excellent solution: a sucking-off competition between him and Laszlo, with Guillermo as judge.]
Based (very) loosely on the s5e3 promo.
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22 Jul 2023
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Biscuits and Blood- A Chubby!LazloXNadja Romance Fic by zimantha87
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Aug 2022
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Nadja is tired of her long, mundane afterlife as a vampire. When she was alive, she had a passion for baking, so she decides to open a bakery. She never expected she would find love ever again, until a certain overweight British man becomes a bakery regular. After falling head over heels for Lazlo and his ever growing waistline (courtesy of her baked goods), she must deal with the fact that he is a mortal and that she will have to make the choice of letting him die as a human or turning him into a beast of the night.
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05 Nov 2022
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When Laszlo promised to turn Guillermo, he did not intend for half measures. Because when Laszlo Cravensworth does something, he does it with style.
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- Part 4 of Love is stored in the polycule
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06 Oct 2022
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"I cannot have my bodyguard neglecting his health," Nandor stated. "Watching you shrivel away into a malnourished raisin would be very disturbing. And… I must admit, I am prone to forgetting what things are like for you as a human, and I cannot help but feel it is my fault that you have become unwell. So…” Nandor gestured to the tray of food with a beam of pride. “I am supplying you with the nutrients you need to be healthy and strong."
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Nandor wants to take care of Guillermo. His methods are a little unusual, but Guillermo doesn't have the heart to correct him.
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