VeryReal_VeryEarth
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I Feel Like a Person For a Moment of My Life by VeryReal_VeryEarth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Mar 2025
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“I feel like a person for a moment of my life.” — To Be Alone, Hozier
Astarion can’t remember the last time he felt like a person. Gale can’t escape the system.
One exhausting day. One small act of care.
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- Part 2 of Bloodweave Bonanza
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“My star, will you do me the honor of blessing me with your presence this fine evening in the form of an entirely normal, not-at-all exciting romantic outing?”
Or: Astarion doesn’t know how to have a normal life or relationship, and Gale shows him how nice a normal, boring, mundane date can be.
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- Part 3 of Bloodweave Bonanza
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There's a danger to your loving (and my love's been compromised) by VeryReal_VeryEarth
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Apr 2024
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In the middle of a tender moment, Astarion is trapped in a vicious cycle of flashbacks, all centering on a specific method of torture that Cazador favored.
Gale is there when he resurfaces with the comfort to soothe Astarion’s hurt.
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- Part 1 of Bloodweave Bonanza
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For Richer, For Poorer, In Sickness and In Health by VeryReal_VeryEarth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Aug 2023
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"I take you to be my husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish always."
"With this ring, I wed you, and pledge you, my love, now and forever."
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This slice-of-life story follows Harry and Louis through a particularly rough time in their relationship. 11 years ago, they fell in love, but love isn't all you need to maintain a marriage.
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Lost in the day to day (You kiss away the pain) by VeryReal_VeryEarth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Apr 2023
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Louis is rejected from his dream university and he's devastated. Harry comes home and puts the pieces back together.
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My collection of works about my favorite narrative foils <3
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He’s in danger. Evil wizards are after him for sure. What had he done? What had he forgotten? Who had he become when he wasn’t looking? Thoughts and questions swirled around like a terrifying vortex, and Gale’s mind flailed for any thread to hang on to.
“So, we can’t go to the magic shop?”
or: gale gets cursed by a vengeful hag, the world is still ending, and a fraying polycule is being lectured by a cat
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- English
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- 39,400
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Bookmarked by VeryReal_VeryEarth
09 Jul 2025
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What if Astarion had more secrets than just being a vampire spawn?
Or: How a party of seven nearly breaks the Faerûn pantheon gods, and a rogue duo becomes the Red Hands of Ambition.
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- Part 1 of Children of Red Chains
Bookmarked by VeryReal_VeryEarth
28 Jun 2025
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“I find that surprising considering how much you clearly abhor my dreadful clothes, as you described them.” Gale scoffs as he continues walking toward the breakroom. He pauses at the end of the bar when Astarion speaks.
“Abhor? Well…I wouldn’t say that. They’re dreadful, that much is true.” the bartender tosses the rag over his shoulder, grabs a cleaning spray and walks forward until he’s side by side with Gale like cars passing on the street, “It’s dreadful-ly cute.”-
Lonely divorcee Gale Dekarios gets a second job working at his friend Wyll's karaoke bar where he learns self love can be more than just jerking off in the shower.
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- English
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- 112,550
- Chapters:
- 14/?
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- 463
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- 116
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Bookmarked by VeryReal_VeryEarth
24 Jun 2025
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After dropping out of school years earlier, Astarion decides to get his GED. There’s one problem.
He’s ‘functionally illiterate’ and needs to take remedial language classes and get a tutor.
And who is that tutor? Why it’s Gale Dekarios, of course.
A night school AU
Bookmarked by VeryReal_VeryEarth
23 Jun 2025
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It starts as many things do – because of erotica – wait no, scratch that. It starts because, as it turns out, mind flayers and Absolutists alike have no limits to whom they will infect. If only our heroic band of misfits knew that before finding the previously mentioned erotica…
Teen!Tav AU
Bookmarked by VeryReal_VeryEarth
29 May 2025