VestedTomato
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What If Pollard Evolved a Lizard Instead of Himself? by VestedTomato
Fandoms: The Man Who Evolved (1931), Think Like A Dinosaur (1995)
25 Aug 2025
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It's basically the same concept of the original story of "The Man Who Evolved" except they end up creating the dinosaur race from James Patrick Kelly's "Think Like a Dinosaur". Join me as I make a lizard that conquers the world and a group of friends wonder what the fuck just happened.
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- English
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- 3,423
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- 1/1
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Selkidomuses and Dramatic Exes, Oh My by VestedTomato
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon), Gravity Falls
08 May 2025
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It's been a tumultuous three years, rebuilding the Isles, getting her kids some much needed therapy, rekindling her relationship with Raine, but Eda Clawthorne's managed to do it all. She and her partner have settled into a steady routine with some shenanigans, but this one takes the cake. One of the selkidomus mothers that was getting a check up at one of the new veterinary clinics got loose and ended up in the Human World. And not only in the Human World, the portal King opened up dropped her in a town called Gravity Falls, somewhere neither the Hexsquad or Eda has ever been before. But it'll be fine, right? Get the selkidomus before she attracts too much attention and get back in time for an afternoon nap. Right?
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Steamed Austrian Goat's Milk by VestedTomato
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
03 Apr 2025
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Stone is no fool, he's worked his way up the ranks of G.U.N's hierarchy but has been stuck as an agent for years. Yes, he's good at his job, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want more out of life. But when he's shoved into one Dr. Ivo Robotnik's lab, all his plans fall away as soon as his brilliant (sexy) new superior asks for a latte.
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Recuerdos en la Muerte (Memories In Death) by VestedTomato
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies)
17 Apr 2024
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Delores deserved more screen time, so I'm saying fuck canon and I'm making my own damn story.
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How to Defeat a Pet Owner by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Aug 2024
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After All for One escapes from prison, Yuuei rallies around Izuku protectively. However, despite their reassurances, Izuku knows he will never be safe until All for One is defeated. Let the final confrontation begin!
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- Part 12 of A Guide to Death Worlders
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- English
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- 45,397
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 850
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07 Sep 2026
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How to Pretend to be Hu-man by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Jun 2024
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Yuuei’s cultural festival is the perfect opportunity to spread diplomacy. Izuku feels nervous about meeting his friends’ parents, the strange videos of a supposed human floating around, and the looming threat of a spy. Apparently he didn’t worry enough, as he becomes embroiled in an even larger conspiracy.
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- Part 11 of A Guide to Death Worlders
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- English
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- 27,058
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 451
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07 Sep 2026
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How to Anger a Hu-man by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 May 2024
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You’d think the Shie Hassaikai would know better than to provoke a hu-man after what happened to them last time. But when they hurt one of Izuku's friends and a young alien girl named Eri, Izuku is determined to make sure they learn a permanent lesson.
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- Part 10 of A Guide to Death Worlders
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,650
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- 3/3
- Comments:
- 397
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- 2,128
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- 167
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07 Sep 2026
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How to Court a Hu-man by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Apr 2024
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Across the galaxy, a multitude of species have different romantic traditions for courting. In the case of Ochaako U’ra’ra’ka and Shouto Todoroki, they’re about to go to war for Izuku Midoriya’s love. Especially after they discover how many love rivals they have.
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- Part 9 of A Guide to Death Worlders
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,959
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 180
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- 1,799
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- 123
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- 19,888
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07 Sep 2026
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How to Survive Planet Earth by katydid, Zyla_SweetBean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Apr 2024
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Yuuei takes a field trip to Planet Earth. Neither the aliens nor the humans are ready.
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- Part 8 of A Guide to Death Worlders
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,323
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 2
- Comments:
- 828
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- 3,283
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- 255
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- 45,660
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07 Sep 2026