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The Ferryman, the Witch Who Wouldn’t Die, and the Budding Dark Lord by Warpedwhis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2025
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“Then perhaps,” Tom said softly, his voice smooth as silk drawn over glass, “we’ll have the pleasure of a little friendly comparison. It’s always enlightening to see where others stand.”
Her lips curved just so, a soft, almost hesitant smile that hinted at sweetness without breaking her composure. When she spoke, her tone was light, honeyed, carrying a playful innocence that made her words feel effortlessly charming. “How fortunate, then,” she said, tilting her head just slightly, “that I don’t mind being enlightening.”
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𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀
Fiorwyn gets accepted into Hogwarts, discovers she’s a Horcrux—though she doesn’t quite know what that means at first—until another Horcrux, Tom Marvolo Riddle’s diary, helpfully explains. She decides she has no interest in inevitably sacrificing herself for “the Greater Good.”
So, she takes matters into her own hands:
Does Voldemort a solid, gets him a proper body, and strikes a deal that guarantees neither of them has to do the noble, tragic death thing.And that, in her book, should have been the end of it.
Only… Voldemort himself had to ruin the aesthetic.
She had always thought Voldemort was meant to be the sort of wizard who could summon dread with the mere syllable of his name, whose very presence was meant to be intoxicating and lethal—a perfect cocktail of awe and dread. Unmatched, unrivaled, untouchable. And yet, the man currently attaching himself to her had all the menace of a jealous, insecure, clingy husband.
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"We get dirty, and the world stays clean."
That was always the mission of Task Force 141. Two alphas, two betas, and the unshakable bond of a pack forged in bullets and blood. No omega needed, not when they had each other. But when a raid pulls you from the wreckage of a human trafficking ring, their entire world changes.
You’re a survivor first—an omega second. Thrust into a world of soldiers and secrets, you don’t trust the hands that pulled you from the dark. They say you’re safe, but instincts are louder than words, and your fractured bond to the world leaves you adrift.
In the shadows of their newfound mission, Task Force 141 struggles to piece together the horrors they've encountered. Lines blur. Tension builds.
And maybe, just maybe, you're what they never knew they'd been missing.
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04 Dec 2025
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A band of ravager vikings invades your father's village one night and there's only one thing they'll take as bounty enough to leave in peace. You. A pretty little war prize each of the most lethal vikings is eager to taste.
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- 11/?
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02 Dec 2025
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Even Cats Need Scritches: A Story of Growth and Bloom by BananaCookie7
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
24 Nov 2025
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In which Asami Yamikawa teaches Adrien Agreste the what healthy relationships look like, punches Marinette (with good reason), and eventually becomes the holder of the Ladybug Miraculous—not necessarily in that order.
This is my way of fixing the mess that is Miraculous Ladybug and giving Adrien healthier relationships and emotional growth because I hate how the show was made even though the premise was interesting.
WARNING: This is a very slow burn, and updates WILL be sporadic. Also, I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or any of the characters from it! However, I DO own this story and I absolutely DO NOT give permission for this to be published anywhere that I do not post this myself!Thank you for reading!
Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir x OC
Luka Couffaine/Viperion x OC- Language:
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- 30/?
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26 Nov 2025
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tired even for a phoenix by blue_llama (kensington_and_cleo)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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Abandoned in Privet Drive the summer after fourth year, Harry discovers a new ability. This, plus his accidental expulsion from Hogwarts, will lead to changes once he returns to school.
A resorting fic.
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24 Nov 2025
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How to Survive the World of Vikings by foryouareanemberintheashes
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2025
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When I said 'I wished I was in How to Train Your Dragon,' I meant working for Dreamworks!
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- Part 1 of How to Survive Trilogy
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16 Nov 2025