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At Your Service by Aureiya
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Jan 2024
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When a dwarf arrives at Bilbo Baggins' door pledging his service, what is a lonely hobbit to do?
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08 May 2026
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Even though Hobbits and Dwarves speak a common language, they have different words and expectations in the bedroom. Somehow, Bilbo and Dwalin still manage.
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"You should know that a Dwarf’s beard is an intimate thing," Dwalin said, not unkindly. He picked up his brush and started to smooth an errant strand into place.
Bilbo paused and raised an eyebrow. "Oh? How intimate?"
"Well," muttered Dwalin, still brushing his beard, "you might as well ask to stick your hand down my trousers."
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08 May 2026
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And Back Again by meteormoss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Apr 2026
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The Shire faced another Fell Winter, and somehow this one was so much worse. But worst of all, it was followed by a Diseased Summer. The crops are dead and dying, and Bilbo knows there will be no food for another Winter. So he finds the solution, the hobbits must move to Erebor. It takes a long time in the middle of summer, but they manage, and not without loss. Bilbo revists the many locations of his adventure, and with them comes many waves of grief and regret, until he's finally at Erebor and the crux of his emotions and losses. Now he has to face the empty spot Thorin has left behind and learn to live another new life here under the mountain.
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08 May 2026
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your heart alone will keep us warm by androidhusband
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
24 Dec 2012
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The days are getting shorter and Thorin & Co. continue to move forward. As the nights get colder and the company pairs up to share warmth, Bilbo finds comfort in the last person he'd expect. A sort of evolution in Bilbo and Bofur's relationship.
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19 Apr 2026
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He Owns a Toyshop: The Five Stages of Realisation by WhiteFireDaydreams
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jan 2021
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Bofur owns a... toyshop but how long will it take for Bilbo to realise exactly what kind he means? In retrospect, he should have noticed sooner.
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15 Apr 2026
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The Hasty Venture by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
16 Mar 2014
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Despite the fact that Bilbo was most definitely not going to be leaving the Shire any time ever she found herself making odd mental notes to herself. Thoughts of what she should do if she were. She counted the miles between here and there, carefully measuring the distance with her fingers. 400 miles. Give or take.
She'd never be able to make the trip on her own.
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31 Mar 2026
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Acres and Acres (And It's All Mine) by thejerseydevile for ForAllLove
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Dec 2013
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More often than not, Bofur is far too industrious for a proper lie-in; she’s usually quite busy tinkering away at this or that if she’s not gazing lovingly at her sleeping wife (bed-head, drool and all). But this morning it’s Bella Baggins who stirs at the crack of dawn, and in the morning’s sweet stillness she has a moment or two to appreciate the remarkable dwarrowdam at her side.
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31 Mar 2026
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The Cheerful Tune You Whistle by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Sep 2013
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A series of unrelated one shots focusing on the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Bofur. Ratings, warnings and summaries for each chapter listed in chapter summary.
1. Sometimes Bofur get's distracted. (An AU inspired by Sentinel AUs)
2. Bilbo shouldn't be surprised by how hairy dwarves are but he is. And then he's curious.
3. After listening to her cousins gossip all night Bilba finds herself impulsively taking a strange dwarf home with her.Bookmarked by WaterboyPilled
31 Mar 2026
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Bofur's already worrying about his family, the quest, and tying to court a certain hobbit. He doesn't need to lose his hat to top it all off!
(Or: A courting fic with lots of fluffiness.)
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24 Mar 2026
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Lead Me Into Temptation And Leave Me There by orphan_account for leaper182
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012)
05 Feb 2013
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Walls and deserted hallways can be dangerous places after too much mead.
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24 Mar 2026
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The Sound of Your Tongue by TheCohort
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Feb 2013
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Bilbo had not given any great consideration to the accents of others. Until of course he found himself playing host to 13 dwarves.
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24 Mar 2026
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He picks a flower head from its stem and brings it to his nose, crushing the petals between his fingers. Soapwort, though it is known by other labels. His father grew it in his garden, and called his wife “Bouncing Bet” after one such name. His mother in turn called Bilbo her Sweet William, and scrubbed his hair and ears with it every night at bathtime.
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24 Mar 2026
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Bofur knows as soon as he sees him that Bilbo is the One. Really, that's only the start of his problems. RATING HAS GONE UP. Please be aware of this change. **This work has been abandoned but can be seen as completed**
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23 Mar 2026
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They melded their lives together easily enough, although Bilbo worried that the Shire would be too boring, too plain for Bofur, with no gems or gold or homes of slate and stone or adventures beyond what they were to eat for second breakfast.
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23 Mar 2026
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Dwobbits or Quarterlings? by verily
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Jan 2013
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While Thorin's Company rests at Rivendell, Fili and Kili discover that Bofur and Bombur are hiding a very big secret.
(A fill for the Hobbit-Kink meme. No actual kink involved.)
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23 Mar 2026
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Coddled from a young age, Prince Ori yearns for a way to escape his family's patronizing ways. At first seducing his knights is fun and thrilling, as body counts rise so does Ori's confidence. This is until he hits a brick wall- or meets one. His new knight, Sir Fili, is an underdog of virtue with unmatched loyalty. But that loyalty halts every advance Prince Ori makes.
Will Prince Ori change his ways and embark on a path of friendship, or will Fili cave to the lustful prince's advances? Or will they be shocked to find that they have the potential for so much more with love blossoming between them?
At his wits’ end, Prince Ori takes his advances to the next level after stroking a roaring flame of jealousy in Sir Fili’s heart.
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- Part 4 of Rare Pairs PWP One Shots
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08 Mar 2026
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How to ruin a hobbit's reputation: a lesson by two dwarves by Alckalin for Ibijau
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 May 2013
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Bilbo needs to go back to the Shire to bring some of his belongings to Erebor and properly say goodbye to his relatives. While it pains Thorin and Bofur, they still agree, and let him go. But what they don't know is that he won't come back as fast as planned...
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04 Mar 2026
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For the longest time Bilbo had thought he would have to choose.
Wait, no, that was not entirely right.
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02 Mar 2026
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Complications by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jan 2017
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Bilbo and Bofur begin courting in Rivendell. When Bilbo later discovers he is pregnant, he rushes to tell Bofur the good news, but Bofur doesn't believe him. None of the dwarves do.
And then come the Rock Giants, Goblintown, some mutant goblin-eating creature, climbing fir trees, fighting crazed orcs, and being air-lifted out by the eagles of Manwe.
It's enough to stress any expectant parent to their breaking point, which is as good an excuse as any for what happens at Beorn's.
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27 Feb 2026
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Izzy knew Bonnet had kids but when he discovers that Stede was the one who carried his children, well, he has to do something about that.
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- Part 1 of You're Having My Baby
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27 Feb 2026