Weirdo_999
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Lord, I’m One, Lord, I’m Two (Lord, I’m Five Hundred) by Weirdo_999
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Hulk (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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—> A wild Pool of Blood appeared
Dr. Bruce Banner
A wild what.or
DID Spidey au where they’re friends with other systems.
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May As Well Impregnate the Car by Weirdo_999
Fandoms: True Meaning of Smekday - Adam Rex
31 Dec 2025
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“So,” I said to J.Lo as we crossed the street, “if you’re going to impregnate me, I think we should get married first.”
J.Lo turned to me, raising a finger in my face. “Firstivley,” he began, “you are eleven. Practically a baby! That you say that is disgustingly in implications.”
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What if J.Lo got more offended by the sentiment that the Boov wanted to impregnate the humans?
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Peter didn’t even know what this meeting was for, but he already wished it was over.
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Peter sees the skeletons in his coworker’s closet. Literally.
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- Part 2 of Alphabet Prompts for the Alphabet Mafia
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My Castles Stand Upon Pillars of Salt and Pillars of Sand (Lies) by Weirdo_999
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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The main reason he was so stressed was that he was lying to his aunt, his night-time “coworkers”, and, worst of all, his best friend. And Carmen hated being lied to.
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Peter Parker as Player from Carmen Sandiego 2019. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Player Spiderman AU(s)
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Just Who The Spider Will Eat by Weirdo_999
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Jun 2025
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Player grabbed a broom and tried to whack some of the spiders away. One crawled up the handle and onto his hand. He panicked, and definitely did not scream when it bit him.
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Player gets bit by a genetically modified spider and (spoilers) gets turned into Spider-Man
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- Part 2 of Player Spiderman AU(s)
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Alphabet Prompts for the Alphabet Mafia by Weirdo_999
Fandom Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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Different prompts based on the letters of the Alphabet. Will be in alphabetical order. Feel free to recommend a prompt if you’d like!
A is for Artistic
B is for Bones
C is for _____
D is for _____
E is for _____
F is for _____
G is for _____
H is for _____
I is for _____
J is for _____
K is for _____
L is for _____
M is for _____
N is for _____
O is for _____
P is for _____
Q is for _____
R is for _____
S is for _____
T is for _____
U is for _____
V is for _____
W is for _____
X is for _____
Y is for _____
Z is for _____
Þ (th) is for _____
Ch is for _____
Sh is for _____- Words:
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Player Spiderman AU(s) by Weirdo_999
Fandom Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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15 Nightmares Official Lore by soppity, Weirdo_999
Fandom 15 Nightmares of Noughtale Island, Original Work
05 Jul 2024
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“We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”
Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.
The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.
“Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”
The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.
It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.
At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.
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20 Apr 2026