3 Works by Weirdwolfteaser
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The Thief: An unexpected Pirate. by Weirdwolfteaser
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Jul 2025
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In a house, in the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.
She had become respectable, if strange, and convinced herself that she was perfectly content.
Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!
She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story... Valar, that Captain was fit...
Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...
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On the Importance of Wands to Wizarding Society by Weirdwolfteaser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2025
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Draco kind of, sort of, maybe has a thing for Harry Potter’s hands.
Or at least this is what some people believe.
In truth, Draco is actually very upset that not enough people are scandalised at Potter having stolen. His. Wand. And really, who does he think he is, parading around with another wizard’s wand?
Doesn’t he know it’s just not the done thing?
He has far more problems on his plate, like avoiding prison and escaping the many, many people who hate his guts. But this added irritation is just one thing too many.
Harry kind of, sort of, maybe has something called 'Survivor's guilt'.
Or, at least this is what his therapist thinks.
In truth, Harry has far too to deal with. And far too much time on his hands for someone who was meant to be dead. He shouldn't be concentrating on how much Draco Malfoy keeps staring at him.
But really, isn't this the most normal thing that's been happening since the dust settled?
He should be concentrating on anything else, like coming to terms with having a future to look forward to, and escaping the many, many people who fawn over him. But this added factor is one thing he can focus on.
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The Shirelings, a slightly expected Journey by Weirdwolfteaser
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Nov 2024
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Bilbo Baggins has enough on his plate. He does NOT, I repeat not, need one of the Wizards showing up. He most certainly does not need The Company, and he does not need Thorin- oh. Oh my. Well, maybe he does need Thorin Oakensheild. Yes. Perhaps with a few less clothes? Ohh yes...
The one in which Bilbo belongs to a gang, and said gang goes tearing off across Middle Earth with The infamous Company and a meddling Wizard.
Series
- Part 1 of The Shirelings series.