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Shut-Up Kissing Is a Valid Communication Style by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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“I hate you,” Sanji gasps, covering his face.
Zoro leans on the counter and smirks. “You kiss all the people you hate?”
There’s a beat.
A long, excruciating, seismic beat where Sanji makes eye contact with the emergency wine rack and seriously considers smashing a bottle over his own head.
“I kissed you to shut you up,” he snarls.
“You could’ve just told me to shut up.”
“Oh, believe me, I have. Multiple times. All the time. But your mouth—your stupid mouth—never listens. It just keeps flapping like an idiot sail in an idiot storm on an idiot pirate ship and—!”
In which Sanji kisses Zoro to shut him up and it goes horribly, horribly right.
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- Part 8 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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If Not For Christmas (Then By New Year's Night) by Maered
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Luke looks up from his computer at the knock on his office door, and blinks in surprise when he sees Mando there, looking… unsure.
“Can I talk to you?”
“Of course.” Luke says, leaning back in his chair. Mando looks extremely pained as he opens his mouth.
“Luke.” He says, looking as if it took every inch of his self discipline to drag out the single syllable of Luke’s name, “- I need your help.”
“Try saying it like you aren’t getting a lobotomy.”
“Grogu wants to celebrate Christmas this year.” Mando says, evenly. “But I don’t know the first thing about Christmas.”
Whatever Luke was expecting it wasn’t that.
“Uh. What?”
“I didn’t celebrate Christmas as a kid." Mando looks increasingly frantic, “-you said you had perfect Christmases, what am I supposed to do?”
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Din Djarin has never celebrated Christmas before in his life, and yet has an extremely precocious kid who wants to.
Faced with the humiliation of exposing his failures as a parent to his family and friends, he instead turns to the one person whose opinion of him probably can’t get any lower…. and vice versa.
He's hoping for a Christmas miracle, but he might get more than he bargained for. -
Paz's Bad Day by Tatooine_Tourism_Board
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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“You can’t seriously be implying that our Mand'alor has any sort of interest in Luke Skywalker outside of what he can do for his child.” She shakes her head. “He may not be the best Mandalorian but he has better sense than that.”
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My submission for the Star Dads DinLuke zine. There's also a comic version done by the lovely IAmOnlyPartlyMajestic that everyone should go look at!
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They quite literally just fuck
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Leon knows the touch of violence. It’s familiar.
After all these years, he’s gotten good at bracing for a touch, for predicting its intent.
Luis keeps proving him wrong.
