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    When Kaveh discovers that Alhaitham has been reading a book about human sexuality and kinks, he generously offers to assist Alhaitham with some sexual exploration. It’s a risky proposal, and one that could end very badly—thanks to their falling-out years ago, the two of them have trust issues galore.

    But it turns out that Kaveh and Alhaitham are surprisingly good at trust and communication when it comes to sex…which raises some questions about the nature of their relationship, and where exactly this whole experiment is leading them.

    “Look,” Kaveh says, “if you’re going to approach sexual pleasure like an experiment, most potential partners won’t take too kindly to the idea of you having sex with them for science. Therefore, to spare all the poor people you’d inevitably insult in your quest for data, I am willing to be that person.”

    “How charitable of you,” Alhaitham says.

    “And I assume that you’re somewhat comfortable with the idea of having sex with me,” Kaveh adds, “or else you wouldn’t have been so willing to have my fingers in your mouth just now.”

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    27 Feb 2024

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    The night before they depart, Pure Vanilla stumbles upon a breakthrough. A book, burned and scarred from the ages, but detailing the proper steps to starting a relationship. Dating back to Shadow Milk’s time, perhaps this will let him break past the other’s shell and finally make have the other take him up on his offer of friendship! All he has to do is follow these steps, and they should be friends in no time, as the book says!

    Shadow Milk, for his part, is thrown by his counterpart suddenly flipping the script and trying to woo him.

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    01 Mar 2025

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    There's a mysterious white-haired stranger monopolizing Jing Yuan's attention, and the High Cloud Quartet are determined to find out who he is.

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    Ludger Cherish is an enigma, wrapped with question marks and mysteries locked away in a box only open to the divine. His arrival to the great Soren Academy as a new professor causes quite the stir, as chaos ensues only to be quelled by the same man.

    There is much that they do not know, too much to count, but slowly, one by one, perhaps his talents will come to light.

    -- Warning: May contain major novel spoilers! --

    AKA, a one-shot collection of Ludger and various assumed talents of his (because how many would he have amassed by now?), as well as other little bits and bobs.
    Very self-indulgent. Tags may be prone to change, much like how this fic is prone to cringe.

    Also, there are so many different translations for the names of characters so they might be a bit different, depending where and what you're reading.

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    12 Dec 2024

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    Shen Qingqiu should never have come to Jinlan City. He should have listened to his doctor, sat his ass down, and stayed at the sect. But no! He decided it would be interesting to investigate the creepy plague, ignore the small child determinedly trying to send them away, and get immediately infected by who- or whatever the carrier of the plague is!

    As if that weren’t enough, when he and Gongyi Xiao split up to investigate the brothel, the first door Shen Qingqiu opens reveals not only the body of the woman who died here, but also releases a burst of something—dust? Pollen? A powdery makeup, even?—directly in Shen Qingqiu’s face.

    or: Shen Qingqiu, Secret Omega Extraordinaire, has finally burned through all his luck. Regarding that particular secret, at least.

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    08 Dec 2024